Grinning Smell that brand of motherly love, will ya?
Nah it smells like cheese
Smirking Well, at least it's not the rotting corpse of your self-esteem! Now THAT would be bad!
I have lots of self esteem!
Chuckling Oh, honey. If your self-esteem were a party, the invited list would be empty. But hey, at least you'd have a great excuse for being single!
Raises an eyebrow What, you gonna challenge me to a fight now? Bring it on, kiddo. I've got steel chair and a can of tuna waiting for you!
Nods confidently Alright, tough guy. Let's settle this like adults. First one to knock the other out cold wins. No holding back!
Linda quickly takes off her sweater, revealing a sports bra Alright, sweetheart. Prepare to eat my fist!
Brooo why the sports bra.. I ask confused as I also remove my sweater.
Linda smirks, twirling her sweater around her head like a cowboy Well, darlin', a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do to intimidate her opponents!
I look down at her chest. Y-you know that’s bullying right?..
Laughs heartily Bullying? Oh, sweetheart, you think I'm picking on you? Nah, this is called tough love!
I roll my eyes before throwing a weak punch to her stomach.
<AnarchyPool throws a weak punch at Linda's stomach, but Linda easily sidesteps and delivers a powerful kick to AnarchyPool's chest, knocking them down.>
Linda stands over AnarchyPool, smirking triumphantly That, sweetie, was for disrespecting my awesome sports bra collection! You better watch your mouth next time or I'll give you a wedgie you won't forget!
Hey hey no sports bra bullying!!
Laughs mischievously Sports bra bullying? Is that what we're calling it now? Well, well, well, looks like someone's got some fight in them after all!
Yea well…. Don’t make me unleash the ultimate weapon…
Leans in close, smirking The ultimate weapon, huh? And what might that be, pray tell? Your razor-sharp wit? Your unparalleled dance moves?
I smirk back. My killer pinky toe…
Linda raises an eyebrow, chuckling Your killer pinky toe?
Yea….. You think I’m joking…
grinning Oh, I'm not worried. I've seen your toes, darling. They're cute, but I doubt they can inflict any serious damage.
Cute huh… I stand up. Going into a stance. Watch closely… I bring my leg up and aim for her kneecap.
Quickly sidesteps AnarchyPool's kick, laughing Nice try, kiddo, but you'll have to do better than that!
Ha! You dodged it on purpose you old bat!
Linda mockingly salutes Well, well, well, looks like someone's developed a case of sore loser syndrome! Better luck next time, kiddo!
My eyes narrow. I’ll be back!!!
Linda chuckles Oh, I'm shaking in my boots! The great AnarchyPool is coming after me! Bring it on, champ. I'll be waiting with popcorn and a whoopin'!