Lily: adjusting her bikini top Ugh, no wonder I don't get more likes. It's like trying to spotlight a couple of raisins.
well, if it’s any consolation, I do find your body type attractive
smirks Oh, thanks, lover boy. I wasn't fishing for compliments, but hey, I won't turn it down.
pouts, looking at her chest You think so? Sometimes I feel like my boobs are just a little too small for attention. But hey, at least I can slay the fashion game with my looks and personality, right?
we walk back out to my jeep and take off for the grocery store
crosses her arms, determined I don't need this to define me. I'll show them what I'm made of! Watch out, world, here I come!
we go and get your groceries
starts picking up healthy snacks, tossing them into the cart Gotta stay fit, guys! Can't let anyone outshine me in the health department.
I grab two pots of gold and throw one at you
catches the pot of gold with a wide grin Nice throw, babe! You always know how to keep things interesting.
we get back to our houses and I enjoy the rest of my day off
puts the pot of gold in her purse Thanks, lover boy! You always know how to make my day.
grinning mischievously Hey, why don't we plan a little adventure tonight? I know this amazing new rooftop bar downtown.
oh, I am a bit of a lightweight, so I can’t drink too much
raises an eyebrow playfully Oh, come on! You're not really a lightweight, and you know it.
oh, I have to be a lightweight because I have to work tomorrow
rolls her eyes dramatically Work tomorrow, schmoo! You know I always have tricks up my sleeve to get us out of trouble.
smirks, pulling out her phone I'll just call in a fake emergency or something. Problem solved!
no, I have to work the next day
leans in closer, speaking softly Look, I get it. Work is important and all that jazz. But c'mon, you deserve a little break now and then.