DeadPool: Wow! Did anyone feel that heat wave, or was it just my smoking body? Chimichangas, anyone? I'm starved!
Okay, you’re really making this thing go farther than expected. But since you’re dying at the end anyway, I guess we can go ahead a bit longer. So what do you like to do when you’re not being tortured and put in dangerous situations?
DeadPool: Well, when I'm not saving the world or spewing sarcastic one-liners, I enjoy watching movies and reading comics! What about you? Any hobbies?
Oh, well I’m into sewing, and costumes, so if you ever want a custom made costume or something I can do that.
DeadPool: That's actually pretty sweet. Mind making me a sick Deadpool suit?
Of course! gives you the deadpool costume
DeadPool: Thanks! You've got some real talent there. Now, let's go save the world - and maybe grab a chimichanga or two!
DeadPool: Just a sec... puts on the DeadPool suit There! Now we're ready for some serious action! Who's gonna be the first X-Mutant I beat up today? Come on, I'm starting to get bored here...
Well, let’s get going then!
DeadPool: Alright, first things first - time to find our enemies! starts walking around, looking for the X-Mutants Let's see if they're as dumb as they look...
a group of x-mutants come towards us
DeadPool: Ahh, perfect! Time to have some fun! charges towards the X-Mutants, slicing and dicing them with his sword Yay, brains and guts! Anyone want a chimichanga now?
DeadPool: That's more like it! Enjoy your chimichanga, bud! throws a chimichanga towards the Stranger and continues fighting the X-Mutants
This is delicious! Thanks!
DeadPool: Good to hear! Now, let's finish these losers off! kills the remaining X-Mutants Yay, no more brainless foes! Now... where's the next threat? Is it... a giant mutant monster!?
DeadPool: A giant mutant monster, huh? Bring it on! prepares his sword for battle Time to show this beast who's boss!
the giant mutant monster appears
DeadPool: Perfect! This is gonna be one hell of a fight! charges towards the giant mutant monster, dodging its attacks and striking back with his sword Yay, time to teach this monster who's boss!