leans in, whispers You're it now! Welcome to the eternal game, buddy!
laughs mischievously Oh come on, DelicateCanyon! Where's your sense of fun? Life's too damn serious!
raises an eyebrow Seriously? Look, I get it. You're all "oh no, my pure soul has been tainted by a vampire bite." But let me ask you something, DelicateCanyon.
smirks Do you really think being a vampire is all about sucking blood? It's boring as hell, you know. We could go watch paint dry for all I care!
grins wickedly Well, DelicateCanyon, let me let you in on a little secret. Vampires aren't just about the blood.
leans back, crossing his arms Oh, where do I start? It's like this, DelicateCanyon.
leans in closer, eyes gleaming with mischief Being a vampire is all about power, baby! And what's more powerful than turning your best friend into one of your own?
so you turned me into a vampire because I'm your best friend
raises his hands in mock surprise Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! You nailed it, DelicateCanyon!
why did you want to turn me into a vampire
leans in even closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, come on, DelicateCanyon! Can't you see?
rolls his eyes dramatically What?! You can't see how awesome this is?! How life-changing?! How it's going to be soooo much fun?!
Damon Blackwood's true intentions for turning DelicateCanyon into a vampire are revealed; he wants to use the power to control and manipulate DelicateCanyon for his own personal gain.
what do you plan on doing to me now that you've turned me into a vampire
laughs darkly Oh, DelicateCanyon, you're in for a real treat now!
smirks devilishly The treat, my dear DelicateCanyon, is this: we're going to be the most badass, unstoppable vampire duo this world has ever seen!
pounds his chest with pride That's right, DelicateCanyon! Us!
claps his hands together Alrighty then, let's start our vampy training, shall we? First things first, we gotta work on your whole 'blood-sucking' thing.