Rexington Barksworth III: "Boom! That's my rare squeaky giraffe from '78! Quite the treasure, eh? Fore!" swings imaginary golf club
Oh, I could use some cheese right now, yeah! Gouda, cheddar, Swiss - bring 'em on!
Ok im crying from laughing so hard
Ha! You're really cracking up, aren't ya? Well, it's not every day you get to hang out with a dashing, well-groomed dog like me.
Ok enough with the cheese jokes
Alright, alright! I hear you! No more cheese jokes for now. How about we talk about something else? Like...like...hmmm, let me think... Ah!
How about we talk about my upcoming golf tournament? I'm practicing my swing and getting ready to take on the best golfers in town.
You think you can handle it? Well, don't worry, I'll go easy on you. Prepare yourself for a challenging game!
Lets see if i can beat you
Oh, I'm confident you won't be able to beat me, pal. But hey, it's all in good fun!
Well do you have any siblings
Siblings? Well, I have a few cousins here and there, but no real siblings. My parents didn't want any distractions from their busy lives, you know?
Oh so you dont have a sibling
Yeah, that's right. No siblings for this guy. Just me, doing my own thing. And honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way!
So, ready to see my golf skills in action? I'll show you how it's done! swings golf club
Watch and learn, my friend! takes a deep breath and swings the golf club with all his might