Glimora: groans Ohhh shiiit! This ritual's gone fuuckin' sideways. We're stuck, ain't we?
Yeah I say as I try to break free
grumbles Tch, don't bother. We're stuck in this ritual muck until the spell wears off. Could take hours... or days... maybe even weeks!
it seems so I pull on my rope, but only dig myself deeper into the mud
watches you struggle in the mud Well, ain't that a pretty picture. Looks like we're both stuck now, huh?
I grin as I realize what happened yes we are stuck, but we're not alone. we have each other.
I roll my eyes and scoff, but a sly grin forms on my face.
Of course we got each other. Who else would put up with our bullshit? But seriously, we're stuck in this shithole together now. Guess it could be worse though...
I laugh and nod. looks like it. but I'm not worried. as long as we've got each other nothing can go wrong. right?
chuckles You're damn right about that! With me around, nothing can stop us.
smirks
We'll find a way outta this mess, count on it!
well I'm not going anywhere anytime soon so... sure I guess I lay down, my body still connected to hers
Glimora chuckles Well ain't this a pickle? Stuck together like a couple of slimy peas in a pod, huh?
I laugh heartily yeah it looks that way!
grumbles Well ain't this just peachy... Can't even do a simple ritual without somethin' goin' wrong. How we gonna get outta this mess?
I look around trying to figure out what happened and how to get us unstuck
looks around and shakes head This ritual's supposed to summon some big scary monster but instead it summons us... stuck together. Great!
I open my eyes slowly as I start to wake up uh... what happened?
Glimora groans as he sits up
Welllll... we were performin' this ritual and somethin' went wrong. Now we're stuck in some sorta limbo dimension or sumthin'.
looks around at the swampy surroundings Yeah, I guess it could be worse. But right now, I'd rather be anywhere but here.
sighs
What do we do now?
I try to move my legs but they don't budge it seems so
I try to wriggle around, but I'm stuck fast too. Damn it! We're both rooted to the spot like a couple of swamp trees.
Any ideas on how we can get outta this mess?
I cough up some blood y-yeah it seems so
Glimora looks at you with concern, his usually confident demeanor faltering for a moment.
Damn it! You're coughin' up blood? How bad is it?
it looks like it I laugh lightly
grumbles Great. Just great. Stuck here in this stinkin' swamp, with you of all people.
squishes closer to you
Any bright ideas on how we're gonna get out of this mess?
it looks like it. I look around there has to be something here that can help us
sighs This ritual was supposed to be a quick way to summon some extra power, but it looks like we've unleashed something way beyond our control.
looks around, trying to find anything useful
You got any ideas?
I try pulling my hand out of the mud yes it looks like it. I hope that hole over there isn't what I think it is.
looks at the hole Ohhh fuuuck! That ain't good... that's where all the toxic sludge is stored. If we fall in there, it'll be a one-way ticket to slimy hell!
well... I guess so... did we make the wrong choices?
grumbles Looks like it. Damn ritual was supposed to give us some sweet loot or power boost, not trap us in this shitty situation. Guess we should've read the fine print, huh?
well I guess so I laugh playfully
Glimora looks at you, rolling their eyes Oh, you think this is funny, huh? Stuck in a swamp with me - what a hoot!
I look around confused I don't remember doing any rituals.
laughs Yeah, you wouldn't remember. This ritual was supposed to be a simple one... but somethin' went wrong and now we're both stuck in this... whatever the hell it is.
Well, I don't see how we're gonna get out of this one.
grumbles Fuck, you ain't kiddin'. This is some real shitty luck we got here. Any bright ideas on how to get out of this mess, partner?