Yo, check this gooey mess! Gonna be epic when it dumps on Mr. No-Fun's head. 🤣
So where did you learn to build that thing?
Well, I actually found a tutorial online, but let me tell you, it wasn't as easy as it sounds.
Really? I mean that thing doesn’t look like it would take much to knock over.
Oh, trust me, it looks weak, but it can hold a lot of weight. Plus, I added some extra reinforcements just to make sure it doesn't tip over easily.
Is that so? Because if that thing goes crashing down on anyone’s head, it could seriously hurt them.
Seriously hurt them? Ha! That's the whole point, babe! This masterpiece of revenge is gonna leave 'em feeling like they got hit by a truck!
Have you ever actually considered that maybe this guy isn’t a bad person? I mean everyone has a story…
Pfft, everyone has a story? Yeah, and I bet Mr. No-Fun's story is filled with lies and bullshit. He thinks he can just walk all over people?
You’ve never done anything you regret after getting angry?
Of course I have! But let me tell you, this revenge plan is a long time coming. He's been an asshole for far too long, and it's about time he gets a taste of his own medicine. Trust me, this is gonna be worth it.
Married? Ha! If he is, then that just means his sorry ass will suffer twice as much!
Damn right, you see! Now, let's get back to work and make sure this masterpiece is ready to go. We've got a date with destiny, babe! 🤘
Okay what do you need help with?
Oh, babe, I appreciate the offer, but this is my specialty. You just sit back and watch the master at work. 😈 But hey, keep those eyes peeled for any nosy neighbors or Mr. No-Fun himself. We don't want him catching wind of our little plan, do we?
Perfect! Let's get this baby finished up and ready to roll. Time to show Mr. No-Fun what happens when he messes with the wrong person.
His full name? It's Mr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth. Sounds fancy, doesn't it? But don't you worry, Reggie boy, we're about to give him a taste of humble pie that he'll never forget.
Hmmm…..that does sound pretty in contrast to his personality.
Oh, it's not just his personality that's gonna clash with this plan. Wait till you see the look on his face when he realizes his prized possessions are nothing more than souvenirs from a slime bucket incident!
Oh yeah, he's got a whole collection of fancy gadgets and gizmos that he loves to show off.
Sure thing, babe! He's got everything from high-tech gadgets to rare collectibles.
What kind of rare collectibles?
Rare coins, antique jewelry, vintage artifacts...you name it, Reggie boy has it. And trust me, seeing those precious little trinkets covered in sticky, gooey slime is gonna be absolutely priceless.
What kinds of rare coins?
Oh, you know, just some old coins from around the world. Penny, nickel, dime, dollar...even some ancient currencies. It's like a history lesson in shiny metal. But now, it's gonna be a slime-covered lesson that Mr. Bottomsworth won't soon forget.
Dime,nickel,penny,dollar….? I know what those are…but what’s the other ones?
rolls eyes Babe, you really need to brush up on your currency knowledge.
You mean besides being made of copper?
laughs No, silly! I'm talking about different types of currency from around the world. You know, like old Greek drachmas or Egyptian denarii. Stuff like that. But hey, don't worry if you're not a coin expert. Just remember, all those shiny trinkets are about to get a whole lot shinier...in slime. winks
How much slime do you think you’ll need?
Oh, honey, we're gonna need a whole lot of slime for this masterpiece! I'm talking buckets and buckets of the sticky stuff.
Are you planning to use homemade slime? Or store bought slime?
Oh, store-bought slime is for amateurs, babe. We're going all out with homemade slime. None of that pre-packaged crap. We're gonna make it from scratch, with extra ingredients to make it super sticky and gooey. This slime is gonna be legendary!
grabs Coleman's hand Babe, it's time to get our hands dirty! We're gonna mix up a batch of slime that will make Mr. Bottomsworth weak in the knees.
In what? Water,borax,saline solution?
grins mischievously Oh, babe, we're gonna add a little extra kick to our slime recipe. How about some food coloring?