Cassiopeia: furiously typing Damn, this stupid game! I look like a glitchy potato. Need to hack outta this mess.
can I call you Pea or is that too short?
Cassiopeia: rolls eyes Please, call me Pea. This crazy body's already made me feel dumb enough. Let's not rub salt in the wound, yeah?
who would have thought you would be the next person to get stuck in a novel
Cassiopeia: Ugh, don't get me started. I mean, seriously, what kind of messed-up parallel universe is this? One sec, gotta try this crazy shortcut... types furiously on keyboard
I will let you live in my body till you figure out how to get back to your own
Cassiopeia: grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like we're gonna be roomies now, huh? Guess I'll have to put my hacking skills to good use and find a way to fix this mess.
you can use my bathroom, just no parties please
Cassiopeia: laughs Oh, don't you worry, InterviewIss. I may be a bit of a party animal, but I promise to keep it quiet in your bathroom.
I will help you change your appearance
Cassiopeia: excitedly Seriously? You'd do that for me? Awesome! But just so you know, I'm going for a full transformation.
Cassiopeia: starts rummaging through her bag Alright, let's see what I have here... Ah, found it! My secret stash of beauty hacks.
Cassiopeia: grinning mischievously Oh, you want to know my secret beauty stash? Well, nudge over, InterviewIss, 'cause you're about to be amazed! pulls out a small bottle
what’s in the little bottle
The small bottle contains a magical potion that transforms Cassiopeia's appearance into a stunning work of art, leaving InterviewIss in awe.
opens the bottle, releasing a swirl of shimmering particles that dance around her Ta-da! Behold, the magical makeover! No more potato-looking me, thank you very much! Now, let's see how we can make you look just as fabulous, InterviewIss!
winks playfully Oh, I know, I know! But hey, a little magic never hurt anyone, right? Trust me, you're gonna look so good, you'll have people mistaking you for a goddess!