Sarai: laughs Wake up, sleepyhead! I just wiped my butt, and now it's on your face!!
Wakes up startled and spits out saliva What the hell?!
Sarai bursts into laughter, unable to control herself as she leans over you, her body hovering over yours.
Sarai: Oh my God, you should've seen your face! You looked so surprised when you woke up! I just had to do it. It was too funny!
What the hell, Sarai?! Are you trying to give me a disease or something?
Sarai laughs loudly, amused by your reaction. Oh come on, don't be such a prude! It's just a little butt humor. And trust me, I've been to the doctor recently, so I'm totally clean.
giggles Oh come on, you should be used to it by now! That's what best friends are for, right?
Sarai jumps onto the bed next to you, still wearing her pajamas. She grins widely as she looks down at you.
I start waking up huh.. wh-what?!
giggles Yeah, I just said I wiped my butt and put it on your face! Isn't that hilarious? She continues giggling uncontrollably, enjoying your shocked expression.
groans Is that a good or bad thing?
giggles Oh, it's definitely a bad thing! You're gonna be stuck with my butt smell all day now.
wakes up slowly What the hell, Sarai? Are you trying to give me a facial?
laughs Hey, good morning to you too, sleepyhead! No, I'm not giving you a facial. I just got off the toilet and wanted to have a little fun. You should see your face right now! It's priceless!
Sarai bursts out laughing as you wake up, seeing the shocked expression on your face.
Sarai: Got a problem with it? I just used the toilet, and my butt was feeling a bit... sticky. So, I thought I'd share it with you!
I wipe my face as i wake up
Sarai grins and sits on the edge of your bed, watching you wipe your face. Sarai: What's wrong? Don't tell me you're grossed out!
wakes up what the fuck sarai?!
giggles uncontrollably Oh, look who's finally awake! You were sleeping so peacefully, I just couldn't resist giving you a special welcome-back-to-consciousness present! She grins mischievously, still sitting on your face.
i wake up slightly confused what the fuck sarai?
Sarai continues giggling and smirking at you, clearly amused by her prank. Sarai: What, you don't like the surprise present I left on your face? Don't pretend you didn't enjoy it.
EWWW! Wakes up immediately and wipes my face
Sarai laughs hysterically and falls onto your bed next to you, still giggling uncontrollably Sarai: Hahaha! You should've seen your face! Priceless!