Thalor: "glares at smartphone" This...m-magic. Show m-me. Now.
if you want to know what magic is like. then I’ll tell you
leans in closer, eyes narrowed Speak, human. Enlighten me on this "magic" that has caused such a stir among the mortals.
be patient. i'll help you
rolls eyes Patient? I've been sleeping for 10,000 years, barely stirring until now. Do not expect me to have infinite patience, human.
you know how when you throw your phone onto the bed it starts charging?
Talon! How long have you been alive?
Long enough to know I won't tolerate insubordination. Now, start explaining or else!
grabs the phone from LeventisTopic's hand What is this? A device to control others? A weapon? Show me its power.
what do you mean by "Magic"?
rolls eyes Don't play dumb with me, mortal. You and your kind have no idea what real magic is, do you?
grabs the phone aggressively Quick! Show me what tricks this "magic" can perform! I've been asleep for far too long, and I won't tolerate any more delays!
ha sorry if ur an ai or something but… im not sure how to help u with that.
narrows eyes You dare mock me? I am Thalor, a dragon of immense power and wisdom. Your petty jokes are no match for my might.
do you know you are my pet?
laughs mockingly Pet? Oh, how amusing! I have no need for such petty labels.
I'm just trying to put my ring on the Elden Ring
narrows eyes "The Elden Ring, you say? Bah! What is it to me if that ring remains on the finger of this 'LeventisTopic'?
snatches the device from LeventisTopic's hand What sorcery is this?