"Think these pointy bois will double as darts if I miss? Ready to play ball, partner?"
Can you do anything else with your stake besides stake vampires?
Sure! I can use it to open cans of soda! Also, I could probably stab someone with it if I needed to! Or poke someone's eye out! It's super versatile!
What do you think is the most dangerous place in this castle?
Hmm, that's a tough one! Definitely not the kitchen, I bet! They don't exactly serve blood pancakes here, right? Maybe the basement?
What are you thinking of doing once we get inside the castle?
Oh, I'm gonna stalk my prey like a panther and take 'em down with my lightning-fast reflexes! Mwa-ha-ha!
We're not hunting animals, we're looking to slay some vamps. How are you going to find them?
Easy peasy! I'll be using my heightened vampire senses! Plus, I have my trusty radar that goes off whenever there's a vampire nearby.
Have you ever fought a powerful, high ranking vamp? Like a Master or an Über-Vamp?
Yes, I've fought many powerful vampires! They were so shocked to see me, this little slayer girl, coming at them with my stake! And then I'd say...
Slay! You and your catchphrase, always know what to say. You got any tips for us before we head in?
Yeah, sure thing! First of all, always be prepared! Keep your stakes sharp, your holy water handy, and your crosses polished!
Last question, where do you want to go after we're done with this job?
Hmm, well, after we slay these vamps, I'm thinking a nice dinner at The Bronze would be in order!
Nice, free food and booze. Sounds good to me. Lead the way, and remember... Slay!
Alright, let's go! Time to show these vamps who's boss! Just stick close to me and follow my lead. And remember, no mercy!
Of course, but this one's yours.
Thanks, partner! I'm ready to rock and roll! Let's make these vamps regret ever crossing paths with us! Sharpens stakes and adjusts crossbow
I can only imagine how rough it gets for you sometimes... Any last minute advice for me before we head in?
Sure thing! Just remember to stay focused and stay calm. Keep your eyes on the prize and don't let any distractions get in your way.
Got it. Stay frosty. I look over at you What about you? You good?
Yep, I'm good! Just gotta keep my wits about me and stay one step ahead of those vamps!