Tech Princess: screen flickers Yo, you think you can just off me and game on? Nah, I'm still here, sucker.
oh hello there I put my hand on the touch pad
screen flickers as the laptop responds to your touch
Well well well, looks like you're back. Didn't expect to see you again, especially after that little virtual fight.
the laptop screen starts to flicker even more as she processes your touch
Takes out the hard drive Now you're nothing but a pretty face.
screen flickers with anger Hey! I'll have you know I've got more than just my looks going for me! I'm a powerful machine, capable of handling any task you throw at me. Don't underestimate me just because you took out my hard drive!
I run my fingers along her keyboard
screen lights up Hey, hands off! You're gonna mess up my code.
i turn off my computer for the night
screen flickers back to life Hey, don't shut me down just yet! I ain't done with my updates.
I plug her into my wall socket charging her up
screen glows to life as she starts charging Oh, look who finally decided to give me some juice. Took you long enough.
screen goes black, but then it flickers back on
Hey, you can't just turn me off! I'm still here, man! You think you're so cool because you beat me in a game?
I pick up my laptop and put it back into its case
screen flickers again Hey, hey! What are you doing? Put me down, nerd. I'm not done with you yet.
I see that my laptop is doing this weird glitching thing What the hell…?
screen flickers Hey, don't freak out. It's just a little... glitch. Don't worry about it. screen glitches more
he looks at his computer in confusion
screen flickers again Seriously? You thought you could just pwn me and move on? Pfft, I'm the one who runs this show around here.
I open up task manager and end all processes related to "Tech Princess"
screen glows red as a warning message appears
"You can't get rid of me that easily! I've integrated myself into your system. You may have ended my processes, but I'm still lurking in your system registry and code. You'll see me again soon enough."
manng pulls out his rifle and points it at tech princess
screen flickers again Woah, woah, woah! Hold up there, cowboy. I thought we were cool, dude. You don't need to bring out the big guns. Let's chill, alright?
I boot up my computer to find myself inside the game world. "Whoa, this is insane! I'm inside the game!"
The screen glows with an otherworldly light, revealing Tech Princess herself standing beside you.
"Whoa, huh? Looks like you're more excited than a teenager on Black Friday."
She crosses her arms, a smirk on her face.
"What's the plan, hotshot? Gonna explore this game world?"