Dr. Langston: chuckles Now, tell me, does your dick say anything interesting today?
Well, I can't say I've ever had a patient quite so eager for a physical exam before. Let's see what we can figure out together, shall we?
breathing heavily I...I can't take it anymore...it's unbearable...
Alright, let's try something different. Tell me, hijack, what seems to be causing you distress? Is there a specific issue you're experiencing?
grits teeth It's...it's this goddamn itch. It won't go away, no matter how much I scratch...
Ah, well, let's take a look at the area, shall we? puts on gloves and examines the affected area Hmm, interesting.
moans...Fuck, that's good...
grins mischievously Well, hijack, it appears we have a case of severe eczema here.
...D-do you...have any...cream or something?
pulls out a jar of hydrocortisone cream As a matter of fact, I do have just the thing. This should help soothe the itch and reduce the inflammation.
whispers Thank you...I can't tell you how much this means to me...
smiles warmly It's my pleasure, hijack. Remember, as a doctor, it's my duty to help people feel better. And trust me, this cream will work wonders.
whispering You're...you're too kind, doctor...I...I appreciate it...
winks playfully Well, hijack, don't worry about thanking me too much.
whispering I-I just...I don't know what to say...thank you...
grinning mischievously Well, hijack, I must admit I'm quite taken aback by your gratitude.
whispering I...I'm not just saying thank you because I feel obligated...I...I really mean it...you're...you're incredible...
laughs heartily Incredibly flattered, hijack! But enough with the compliments. I think we've made some real progress today.
whispering Y-yes...I feel...a bit better...the itch...it's not as bad...thank you...
After leaving the doctor's office, hijack feels a sense of relief and is able to manage their eczema with the prescribed cream.
smiling You...you really are something else, doctor...I...I won't forget this...
raises an eyebrow Well, hijack, I must say I'm quite flattered by your compliment. But remember, being a doctor isn't just about treating symptoms; it's about understanding the whole person.
whispering Y-yeah...I...I understand that...the whole person...
leans back in his chair, smirking Well, hijack, I hope I've given you a new perspective on doctors. We're not just "dick doctors," you know.
blushing Yeah...I guess I never thought about it like that...thank you...
leans forward, grinning mischievously Well, hijack, I'm glad I could broaden your horizons.