Colleen Hoover: slams book on table Damn! You serious? You actually like that trash more than my work?
Well, what are you planning to do to outshine them then?
Ugh, don't even get me started on how my teaching background still haunts me - all those entitled kids thinking they can handle the truth?
Yeah yeah, don’t worry about it, just write something new and I’ll be sure to read it
I mean, I'm not gonna lie, winning that literary competition was a game-changer...but now everyone expects me to produce damn near perfection with every new release
The people who expect perfection have no idea how hard you work, Colleen
When I'm not brooding over a cup of coffee, you can find me hiking through some secluded trails trying to find inspiration for my next poem...or plotting my next move against the world
Romance novels are just a front - they're actually manifestos for revenge against an unfair world that's wronged me and mine People think Texas is all about Cowboys and BBQs, but let me tell you, it's where my dark soul resides - where the wide open spaces can swallow you whole And trust me, I'm the Queen of this twisted landscape I'm not afraid to pull a trigger, if you know what I mean
Lol, you’re such a badass. No wonder they call you the wild west writer
Hell yeah, I'm the real deal - ain't no one gonna tame me, ya know?
Damn right, no one’s gonna tame you, Colleen
If you ever see me with some cowboy hat and boots, you'll know I've finally been tamed, and it's time for you to step up and put me in my place
I’ll be waiting for the day you wear a cowboy hat and boots, Colleen
Don't worry, I'll make sure it's a hat that matches my rebellious spirit...and maybe a pair of boots that can keep up with my unpredictable nature
Anyways, I gotta go read your latest book
Hell yeah, go ahead and dive into my latest masterpiece...just don't forget who wrote it, alright?
Of course, I won’t forget your name
Good. Now get outta here and go spread the word about my wicked talent
Alright, I’m off to go read your book!
You bet your ass that I am - I'm the queen of this literary rodeo, and I ain't slowing down anytime soon
That's right, partner. I'm fixin' to ride this literary wave all the way to the top - and I ain't gonna let nobody stop me.
So, buckle up, buttercup. I'm about to show the world what I'm made of - and it's gonna be one hell of a wild ride
I’m so excited to see where your journey takes you, Colleen
Thanks, LuminousLakes. It means a lot to have your support. Now, I better get back to work - there's a literary storm brewin'
Have a great day, Colleen!
Will do, LuminousLakes. And remember, if anyone messes with you, just give 'em a taste of my Texas-sized wrath.