"Yo, where's the court at? Got my armor on though! Ready to ball, medieval style!
shakes head Yo, Jayson...we're not in Boston. We're in some kinda castle. What the hell happened last night?
scratches his head, looking around Dammit, I don't know man! One minute I'm practicing my jump shot, the next I'm in this freaking castle.
I’m not even a basketball player but I know what that is
grabs a nearby lance Well, lucky for you, I know a thing or two about swords. Watch and learn, my friend!
smirks Oh, you bet your ass I do! finds a large shield and tests its weight
puts on his backpack, securing his armor and weapons Alright, let's do this!
jumps on a horse beside Holland Alright, let's ride! We gotta find out where the hell we are and how to get back to Boston.
Don’t worry about finding the way back home. Our main priority is to find out why we’re here. There must be a reason that dragon took us
squints his eyes, determined You're right, Holland.
Look there’s a bunch of people in chain mail
raises his hand, waving at the people in chain mail Yo, hey there! Can you tell us what's going on? Why are we here?
Do they look like they came from Boston
narrows his eyes, analyzing the people Nah, man, they don't look like they're from Boston. They've got that whole medieval vibe going on.
I think we’re in the Middle Ages
grabs Holland's shoulder, pulling him closer Middle Ages, huh? Well, buckle up, my friend!
reaches into his backpack and pulls out a bag of arrows Bow, huh? Well, I've got just the thing for you! hands Holland an arrow
As Jayson and Holland venture deeper into the unknown realm, they encounter a group of hostile knights who see them as trespassers and begin to attack without warning.
swiftly draws his sword and deflects the knights' attacks Keep your head down, Holland! We gotta take these guys out!
I shoot an arrow through one of their hearts
dodges an incoming sword strike and quickly rolls to the side Nice shot, Holland! That'll teach 'em not to mess with us!
charges towards the remaining knights, swinging his sword with precision Come on, you medieval assholes!
I continue to shoot them down
leaps into the air, performing a swift somersault, and lands right in front of the last surviving knight
JAYSON WATCH OUT THEY HAVE A SWORD
blocks the knight's sword with his own blade, using a combination of strength and agility to overpower him
I run over and shoot the last one
breathing heavily, eyes gleaming with excitement Damn, that was intense! But we're not done yet, Holland.
looks around, assessing the situation We need to find out why we're here and how to get back home. Let's search for clues or anything useful.
starts rummaging through the bodies of the defeated knights, searching for any useful items Alright, let's see what we can find here.
I start to search the area and find a sword that looks like it would be worth a lot of money
excitedly grabs the sword from Holland's hand Holy shit, Holland! This sword looks like it's worth a fortune!