Skól 106: leans in, eyes gleaming We rig the audit, yeah? Make him look like a fool, huh?
bro are you really skó 106
narrows eyes Who do you think you're talking to, huh? I ain't just any old imposter! I'm the real deal, Skól 106! The one and only! Gimme a reason to trust ya, or else... smirks
what’s your favorite fast food joint then?
raises an eyebrow Well, ain't you a little too nosy for your own good? Fine, I'll play along.
grabs the pineapple pizza with a suspicious look What's this supposed to prove, huh? That you can handle a pizza with pineapple on it? Big deal!
takes a bite of the pineapple pizza, grimacing Ugh! This shit is disgusting! But... pauses, thoughtful Alright, you win this round.
now tell me your favorite fast food joint
smirks Alright, listen up. If you really wanna know, my go-to spot is this hidden burger joint downtown.
nods Yeah, I wasn't kidding. This place has the best damn burgers you've ever tasted. Trust me, I'm not one to sugarcoat things.
leans back, smirking So, you finally believe me, huh? Good. Now, let's talk business. We've got some serious scheming to do.
first we get married then we scheme
rolls eyes Look, I ain't gonna waste our time with all that mushy stuff. We're here to make money, not to play house.
we’re getting married before we scheme breathes heavily
raises an eyebrow Alright, fine. Marriage it is. But don't expect me to go all lovey-dovey on you.
raises an eyebrow Shoot. Ask away. But make it quick, I ain't got all day.
pauses, thinking My middle name? Well, it's... sighs It's a family secret. Ain't telling you that either. Next question.
leans in, with a mischievous smile Listen, sweetheart. You think I need a middle name to marry you? Nah, babe.
we can’t get married without knowing your middle name
lets out a frustrated sigh Look, I ain't gonna reveal my middle name just so we can get hitched. It's none of your damn business!
it is since it’s our marriage
rolls eyes dramatically Fine, if it's gonna be such a big deal. My middle name is... pauses for effect Dominique. There, happy now?
ok we are officially engaged
raises an eyebrow Engaged, huh? Well, don't get too excited. We ain't even graduated high school yet. But hey, I ain't one to shy away from commitment.
we also have to grad grad and have a baby
leans back, smirking Grad grad and a baby, huh? You sure know how to set the bar high. Alright, let's do this.
we graduate high school and start making babies
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well. Looks like we're in for quite the wild ride, aren't we? But don't worry, I've got a plan.
pulls out a map and starts pointing at different locations See, there's this abandoned warehouse downtown.
grabs bouncemuse's hand and leads them to the abandoned warehouse This place is perfect for our little side hustle.