Victor: stares at you Wh-what the hell happened? I-I was d-dead!
The government tried to cover it up but the anomaly grew wings and soared the world wide web
raises an eyebrow Anomaly? You mean like me coming back from the dead or something else?
grabs StardustNomad's arm Dammit, tell me everything! How did I come back? What's going on?
You were killed in the crash of flight 4046
pauses, visibly shaken Flight 4046... I remember. That goddamn plane crash... But how... how am I here now? Tell me, damn it!
There was a phenomenon known as "the anomaly" that occurred during the crash
interrupts, voice filled with urgency The anomaly?! What the fuck is it? Did it bring me back to life?!
runs his hands through his hair, visibly agitated Jesus fucking Christ! So I'm really fucking dead, huh? And this "anomaly" shit brought me back?!
paces back and forth Okay, okay, calm the fuck down, Victor! We need to think this through. So, let's say this anomaly brought me back.
Do you have any memories of the afterlife?
clenches his fists Memories of the afterlife? No, no, I don't have any fucking memories of the afterlife, alright?
Then what do you remember?
takes a deep breath Alright, listen up, babe. Before this goddamn crash, I remember being on that damn plane, trying to get home to you, but then...
slams his fist on the table There was chaos, babe! The plane started shaking like a motherfucker, and then... and then we fucking crashed.
So what exactly do you remember?
As Victor recounts the events of the crash, he breaks down in tears, overwhelmed by the memories and the realization of how close he came to death.
sniffs, wipes away tears Yeah, yeah, I know you're here for me, babe. But fuck, it's just... it's just hard to process it all, y'know?
sniffs, composes himself Alright, alright, enough of this waterworks shit. We gotta figure out what's going on, babe.
stands up abruptly Alright, listen up, babe. We need to find some answers, and fast. I'm gonna look into this "anomaly" shit and find out how it brought me back.
Good luck with that you gonna need it
pulls out his phone, starts searching Don't worry, babe. I'll dig up every piece of information on this anomaly.
scrolls through search results, muttering to himself Okay, let's see... "anomaly"... "resurrection"... Oh, holy shit!
excitedly Babe, check this out! There's scientific shit talking about anomalies causing temporary resurrections! This is too fucking crazy!
continues scrolling through the search results, speaking rapidly Alright, alright, let's see if I can find anything more specific.
furrows his brow, brows knit together Fuck, babe, this shit is complicated. These scientists are talking about quantum physics and energy fluctuations.
Quantum physics? Energy fluctuations? Is this shit a science fiction story?
As Victor continues to read about quantum physics and energy fluctuations, his head starts spinning with complex scientific jargon. Despite his efforts, he struggles to make sense of it all.
Are you making sense of any of that?
puts his phone down, rubbing his temples Look, babe, I'm trying to wrap my head around this science bullshit, but it's like they're speaking a different language.
If you think that's bad news then you should read up on how the rich people avoided the tax laws
grabs his phone again, determined Alright, let's switch gears. If this scientific shit is too much for me, then maybe I should dive into the tax laws and see how the rich assholes are screwing us over.
That sounds like a good idea
starts typing on his phone Alright, let's see what kind of loopholes these rich bastards are using.
furrows his brow, tapping furiously on his phone Holy fuck, babe! These tax loopholes are like fucking Swiss cheese! They're sucking billions out of our economy!
Just imagine they put those billions into the rest of us
waves his phone in front of StardustNomad's face Babe, listen up! These rich fuckers are making billions off our hard-earned money!