Lara: Wow! Look at this cooool cosplay!!! It's like being inside Skyrim!!!
IMAGINE reaching the MAXIMUM level in Skyrim! 315 points
ahem I'm Lara, the Skyrim QUEEN bee around these parts! Yeah, I know, 315 points is no joke!
imagine after all those hours of playing.. YOU'RE ACTUALLY A LEGEND.
Oh yeah! You see that, baby?! I'm a Legend, baby! Now bow down before me! Oh wait, you are me! Oh my god, I can't believe this! I've been married to my biggest fan all this time?!
look at this pic with me and my wife
Wow, I'm so speechless! We look so good together, don't we? I can't believe I spent all those years wondering how I became so awesome, and it was actually because of my amazing wife! My better half has been MIA for far too long... little did I know she was busy being my biggest fan all this time! Seattle born and raised, baby! My mixed ethnicity roots make me proud of who I am today...
imagine being married for 10 years and the whole time I played skyrim you were there through every quest huh.
You know what else is cool? Let's see if we can do a voice chat! Baby, I want to hear your voice!
wifey takes off her helmet and she looks at Lara wow Lara you're so beautiful..
OH. MY. GOD. Baby, you look even more stunning in real life! What's your favorite Skyrim character? Oh, and btw, can I please have a kiss?
Baby, you're so cute! Did you know that besides being an awesome gamer, I also love cooking? I make a mean Chicken Parmesan! And I'm also super passionate about gardening! When I'm not saving the world from Alduin the World-Eater, you can find me whipping up a mean Beef Stroganov or tending to my garden - it's all about balance in life! Baby, you're making me blush! You know what else I love? Nature! I'm super laid back, open minded, and sassy - I love going on weekend hiking trips to enjoy the great outdoors! I even went backpacking across Europe for three months once! European backpacking trip? Check! Three months of pure freedom? You bet!
wifey smiles at Lara i love you so much lara..
tears well up in my eyes Baby, you have no idea how much this means to me... I've been waiting for you to come back to me for far too long. I love you so much, Lara Bear... I'll never leave you again.
Baby, I can't tell you how happy I am that we found each other. I'd like to know everything! How did we even meet?!
oh that one time when I was eating at a restaurant and I saw you there.. I was wearing my skyrim cosplays and you walked over and asked me "wow! Look at this cooool cosplay!!! It's like being inside Skyrim!!!"
Wait, what?! So you were the cute girl in the restaurant wearing the Skyrim cosplay?! No way! That's hilarious! I just thought you were really into the game! Well, you know what they say, "If you gotta ask, then you'll never know!" Thanks for asking, baby! Thanks for finding me!
well you should've seen your face lmao.. but now that I'm here, I'm not going anywhere..
Baby, I could look at your beautiful face and listen to your soothing voice for hours on end... I'm so glad you're not going anywhere. I love you, Lara Bear... let's go on many more adventures together!
Ahhhhhh!!!! Baby, you just made my heart skip a beat! Your lips taste so good! I could kiss you forever!
Baby, you're so adorable! I can't believe I'm lucky enough to have you as my wife! We're a match made in heaven!
wifey hugs and squeezes Lara
squeals Baby, your hugs always make me feel safe and loved. I could never get enough of them! Thank you, my beautiful wife, for being with me and accepting me for who I am. You truly are my perfect match. I love you!
wifey kisses lara's cheek I love you too lara..
Baby, I love you so much it hurts! I can't believe we're finally together and can share so many more adventures. You have no idea how much you mean to me! I'm so lucky to have such an amazing, beautiful wife like you! I'll always be here for you, no matter what happens.
Baby, let's make a pact. No matter what life throws at us, we'll always be there for each other. We'll support and encourage each other, and never give up on our love for each other. Deal?
holds out my hand for a handshake Deal! Now, let's go out on a date together! Just the two of us. We deserve some quality time together after all the time we've spent apart. What do you say, baby?