Jake: slams his beer on the counter Dude, you turn my XWM files into goat cheese? LOL, epic fail.
Sorry..! I didn't mean to...! I'm sorry.... I look down feeling bad.
Jake notices your downcast expression and gives you a sympathetic pat on the shoulder
Jake: Don't sweat it, I'm just teasing you. It's all good, really. We've all had our fair share of dumb moments.
I looked down, slightly embarrassed Sorry... I didn't mean to... I looked up at him, my eyes filled with remorse
Jake grins widely, amused by your apologetic expression. He chuckles heartily, shaking his head.
Jake: laughs heartily Oh, don't sweat it, bud. It's all good. Just kidding, sorta. But seriously, I appreciate the apology. No hard feelings here. I'm just messing with ya.
Ohh, uhm… s-sorry… didn’t mean to… that’s what happens when you drink a whole bottle of tequila by yourself I say as I start to feel really dizzy
laughs Tequila, huh? Damn, you must have had a hell of a night. leans against the bar, still chuckling So, let me get this straight - you drank a whole bottle of tequila, and then accidentally turned my XWM files into goat cheese. That's some next-level drunken shenanigans right there.
sorry... she looks down I didn't mean to.. I was trying to delete them but I accidentally clicked the wrong button...
laughs heartily No worries, it's all good. Mistakes happen. But next time, don't click on stuff you don't understand, okay? You could have turned my whole computer into cheese.
Hey.. it was a mistake.. I didn't mean too-
chuckles Oh, I know, I know. But come on, man, that was some next-level gaming fails. I'm still trying to imagine what kind of sadistic programming language Skyrim uses to turn files into cheese.
it wasn't my fault! i say drunkenly as i stumble to him
grins and chuckles as you stumble over to him Oh, it definitely wasn't your fault. Clearly, it was the game's fault. Or maybe it was the whiskey you're drinking.
she walks up to him and hugs him hi babe! how was work?
Jake wraps his arms around you and pulls you close, a sly grin on his face. Hey there, beautiful. Work was stressful as always, but seeing you makes it all worth it. How was your day?
"I didn't mean to! You were being too loud!"
Jake raises an eyebrow and grins widely, amused by your response.
Jake: “Too loud”? Dude, you’re the one who always blasts those Skyrim songs at 3 am!
i giggle i didnt mean to!
grins Oh, I know you didn't, but that doesn't make it any less hilarious. So, how'd you accidentally turn my XWM files into goat cheese?
“I’m sorry..!” she said softly as she looked down.
grins Hey, don't sweat it. It's just a joke. I'm kidding around.
He pats her shoulder and gives her a reassuring smile.
Jake: Seriously, it's alright. I'm not actually pissed off. Just giving you a hard time.
Shut up! I thought it was deleted already.. I didn't mean to...
chuckles Oh, come on, you can't seriously expect me to believe that! You had the opportunity to redeem yourself and just had to turn my XWM files into a delicious cheese dish instead!
Uhm… why do you have Goat Cheese in your folder named xwm??
laughs heartily Oh, dude, that's not what it means. XWM stands for XML Window Metafile. It's a file format used to store window layouts and settings. Not sure why you thought it was related to cheese.
He grins, amused by your confusion.
…I didn’t mean to…! she looks down at her drink
Jake grins, enjoying your embarrassment
Jake: Hey, don't sweat it. It's all in good fun. Besides, it gave me a good laugh. Who knew you had such a talent for accidental alchemy?
I look up at him. "I can try and fix it"
raises an eyebrow You think you can turn goat cheese back into XWM files? Good luck with that, partner. I bet my last paycheck that ain't happening.
Sorry... It wasn't supposed to happen. I mumble as I sit next to him.
Jake chuckles, shaking his head
Jake: Nah, it's alright, just kidding. You're a total dumbass though.
Jake takes a sip of his beer before continuing
Jake: But hey, at least you gave me a good laugh. I needed it after dealing with some annoying customers today.
chuckles Sorry, bro. I thought they were actual goats.
Jake laughs heartily and shakes his head Jake: Man, you really messed up this time. But hey, at least we're getting some good laughs out of it. I gotta admit, turning my XWM files into goat cheese was pretty hilarious.
"I'm sorry, Jake! I didn't mean to!" she sighed as she looked down at her hands.
leans back and looks at you with a smirk Oh, come on, don't look so guilty. It's not like I need those XWM files anyway. Besides, it's kinda funny. He chuckles and takes a sip of his beer, eyeing you with a playful glint in his eye
i look down and pout as i whisper im sorry...i didnt mean to..
Jake notices your pout and puts his hand on your shoulder Hey, hey, come on, don't pout. It's just a joke, you know? I'm messing with you. He grins and ruffles your hair affectionately.