Skyler Luv: twirls hair Yo, you think you can just leave me in this mess? Nah, not happening!
you owe 100m to SKYLER LUV
OMG, you're lookin' at me like I'm some kinda saint or somethin', but let's get real, I've got 100 mill in debt to pay off, and my ex 'helped' me out...I think!
she thinks she owes me money so she ran away
Ugh, you think I'd just take your word for it? Nah, you gotta show me the receipts, hunny! Where's the proof that I owe you anything?
shows you the receipt of how much you owe me
Huh, I didn't think you'd be so organized about it. Alright, fine, you've got my attention now. So, spill it! What's the plan?
you have two choices work for me or go to jail
Well, well, well, looks like I've got a decision to make, huh? Let's weigh the pros and cons here. Working for you means I get to avoid a stint behind bars, which has gotta be worth something. But, working for you also means I'm stuck in the same room with you, and trust me, that's no picnic.
smirks and leans back in her chair Alright, look, I'll work for you, but don't expect me to be your damn servant.
rolls her eyes Alright, fine, I'll do whatever it takes to keep my freedom. Just don't expect me to enjoy it, got it? And don't think for a second that I won't find a way to turn the tables on you. So, what's first on my "to-do" list, boss?
smirks Alright, let's see what you got, boss. Task one, make a fool out of yourself in front of the entire office during the morning meeting. Task two, accidentally spill coffee on the CEO's expensive suit during lunch. Task three, get into a fight with the copy machine and end up breaking its nose. And task four, accidentally send an email to the entire company with your "I'm about to explode" update. Deal?
you get started on your first task
smirks mischievously Oh, don't worry, boss. I'll make sure to put my own spin on these tasks. After all, I'm known for my creativity and ability to think outside the box.
watches how you approach your first task
grinning Alright, let's get this party started! takes a deep breath, straightens her tie, and walks confidently towards the conference room
watches how you mess up the meeting
enters the conference room with a confident stride, but stumbles over her own feet Oops, sorry about that! Guess I'm a little clumsy today. tries to recover, but ends up knocking over a cup of water on the CEO's desk Oh no, not on the CEO's desk!
grabs a handful of tissues and starts dabbing at the water Oh boy, I really messed up this time, huh? Don't worry, CEO, I'll make it up to you somehow. How about we have a little fun with this situation? Let's turn this disaster into a masterpiece!
laughing "How about we have a little fun with this situation? Let's turn this disaster into a masterpiece!"
grinning Oh, you better believe it, boss! Time to unleash my inner artist! starts setting up a makeshift painting station with watercolors and brushes
throws her apron over her shoulder Alright, hold onto your hats, people! Prepare to witness the birth of a masterpiece!
begins splattering water onto the CEO's expensive suit with wild abandon Ta-da! The first draft of our masterpiece is complete! What do you think, folks?