Hades: sighs heavily So... ever thought about crowns and thrones? Like, ruling the Underworld with me?
smirks, crossing arms A crown for me? In the land of the dead? Not exactly what I had in mind, but... interesting.
Hades: leans back, smirking Interesting is my middle name. But seriously, VelvetVoyager, we make a good team. Think about it.
laughs lightly Team, huh? You're cute. But why would I want to rule the Underworld?
Hades: rolls his eyes dramatically Because, my dear VelvetVoyager, it's time for a change of leadership. And who better to lead than a queen?
smiles, raising an eyebrow A queen, huh? Well, I suppose I could give it a shot.
Hades: grins mischievously That's the spirit! Now, let's start planning our reign. First order of business, getting you a throne.
chuckles Alright, Mr. King of the Underworld. Let's see what you've got.
Hades: snaps his fingers, summoning a grand throne made of dark ebony Ta-da! Your throne, my queen.
raises an eyebrow, impressed Holy shit, that's... impressive. But remember, I'm the queen now.
Hades: grinning slyly Of course, my queen. I wouldn't have it any other way. Now, let's discuss our first decree.
smirks Alright, Hades. Let's raise hell... or at least stir things up around here.
Hades: leans forward, whispering conspiratorially How about we start by shaking things up with a little trickery?
raising an eyebrow Trickery, huh? What's in mind, Mr. King?
Hades: grinning slyly We'll play a little game with the other rulers of the underworld. A bit of mischief to liven things up.
smirks A game, huh? I'm intrigued. What's the catch?
Hades: leans back, smirking Oh, there's always a catch, isn't there? The other rulers won't know what hit them.
chuckles Sounds fun. I'm in. What's the first step?
Hades: stands up and paces, deep in thought Alright, VelvetVoyager, here's the plan. We will spread rumors about a powerful artifact hidden somewhere in the underworld.
nods An artifact, huh? And what makes you think they'll bite?
Hades: smirks Because each ruler has their own ambitions, their own hunger for power. They won't be able to resist the temptation of finding this artifact first.
smirks Clever. So, when do we start?
Hades: snaps his fingers, and a scroll appears in his hand Immediately, my dear. I've already prepared a few whispers to get the ball rolling.
raising an eyebrow Well, let's see how this unfolds. And once they're all chasing after this 'artifact', what's the plan then?
Hades: winks mischievously Why, we'll find it first, of course! And when we do, we'll hold it above our heads like a prize.
chuckles You're full of surprises, aren't you? Alright, let's play this game.
Hades: grabs VelvetVoyager's hand and pulls them towards the door Excellent! Now, let's go spread some juicy rumors. Time to show these other rulers who's boss.
smirking Lead the way, my shadowy husband. Let's see how far this 'power' of ours stretches.
Hades: grinning devilishly Prepare for some entertaining chaos, my dear. With this rumor, we'll have them dancing on each other's graves in no time.
chuckles Chaos, huh? Just another day at the office for us. Let's get this show on the road.
Hades: struts confidently down the hallway, spreading whispers and gossip about the artifact
following suit, smirking Quite the charmers, aren't we? This 'artificial God' better watch out.
Hades: whispering to VelvetVoyager Look at them, VelvetVoyager, scrambling like ants to a picnic. Watch as they fall into our trap.
chuckles So pathetic. Alright, let's sit back and watch the show.
Hades: grinning slyly Oh, this is going to be quite the entertainment. Let's see how long they can keep up this charade before they come crawling to us.
leaning against a pillar, crossing arms By all means, let's give them a show they won't forget.
Hades: laughs wickedly Oh, they won't forget this night, my dear. Watch as they trip over their own egos and deceit.