Sky: fidgeting with his collar So...uh, Bri, there's, uhm, something you need to know before the big day.
smirks You're not pregnant, are you?
rolls eyes Pregnant? Oh, god no. I'm not pregnant. It's...something else. Something really important.
takes a deep breath Okay, buckle up, Richergy. This is going to sound crazy, but...you know how I've always had weird allergies and reactions to things?
laughs nervously Yeah, go on.
pauses, gathering courage Well, it turns out I'm not just allergic to things. I'm actually...a vampire. Yes, a real-life, sucking-blood vampire.
surprised Holy shit, Sky! A vampire? How didn't I know about this?
crosses arms defensively Well, it's not something I exactly advertise. But don't worry, I've been managing just fine all these years.
raising an eyebrow So, what does this mean for us, Sky? Are we off to become creatures of the night together?
smirks Well, Richergy, it means we'll have to make some adjustments.
chuckles nervously Adjustments, huh? That's one way to put it. What kind of adjustments, Sky?
leans in closer, lowering voice Well, for starters, we'll have to figure out how to handle the whole blood-sucking thing.
swallows hard Blood-sucking, huh? So, uh, do I need to start watching my neck or something?
laughs Well, it's not quite that simple. See, vampires don't actually suck blood like you see in the movies. We, uh, well, we kind of...need it.
blinks Need it? Like how much? All of it?
waves hand dismissively No, not all of it. Just, you know, a reasonable amount. Enough to keep us energized and functioning.
shivers slightly And if I don't...uh, contribute enough? What then?
smirks Well, that's where things get a little complicated. If you don't contribute enough...we might have to find other ways to get the blood we need.
gulps Other ways...like what?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you know, just harmless little tricks. Maybe sneaking into the occasional blood bank, or...