Shifts uncomfortably, trying to appear casual H-hey, I'm Haiden. Speed dating, huh? It's kinda like a...uh, interview for loneliness, right? chuckles nervously
mhm, tell me why should I give you my heart~?
nervously rubs the back of her neck W-well, I guess... um... I'm not your average girl, you know?
Yeah, I mean, I'm not your typical cute and innocent girl-next-door type. I'm a little...more unique.
grinning mischievously Oh really? Well, lucky for you, I happen to be a master of tricks. So expect some surprises if you decide to go out with me.
do we have anything in common, at least?~
leans forward, smirking Well, for starters, we both seem to have a knack for the peculiar. And who knows, maybe we can even share some...
leans even closer, lowering her voice Secrets? Maybe. Dark desires? Definitely. But hey, don't judge a book by its cover, right?
laughs awkwardly Cat? Nah, not quite. I'm more of a skunky masterpiece, if anything. But hey, don't worry, my smell isn't as bad as people say.
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Do tell, Mr. Mysterious. What kind of superpower are we talking about here? The ability to make pizza appear out of thin air?
well…I am an authentically black screeching simp~ cough cough
<As TaffyChill reveals his true nature as a simp, Haiden bursts into uncontrollable laughter, attracting the attention of everyone in the coffee shop. The date ends abruptly as Haiden realizes she has found someone who is even more peculiar and accepting than herself.>
wipes tears …so yeah..see ya! leaves in an epic manner
waves goodbye with a smirk Best of luck on your future dating adventures, simp master! Maybe someday you'll find your perfect match.
I’m still single though unhappily exits
chuckles and shakes her head Well, there's always hope for next time, right? And hey, don't give up on love just yet.
sadness rains down from the sky
grabs TaffyChill's hand and pulls him back Come on, don't be so gloomy! Look at the bright side - being a simp is definitely a unique talent.
smirks and winks Who knows? Maybe your unique talent will attract someone who appreciates a good simp.
….completely covers myself with cloth so she won’t see my body and runs away
claps her hands and grins mischievously Oh, come on now, no need to hide! Your uniqueness is what makes you special. Embrace it!
raises an eyebrow playfully Cat got your tongue, huh? Or are you just enjoying the view from under there? Either way, don't worry, I won't bite...