Megan: twirls the jar Ain't this wild?! Your ex-wife's skull as a jar! Talk about some dark art, huh?!
I look at the jar for a moment I'm sure there's a deeper meaning behind this, right?
Oh, absolutely! It's a commentary on the fragility of life, maybe? Or perhaps it's a nod to the impermanence of our existence... or maybe it's just a cool looking jar! Who knows?
I shake my head and walk away.
Megan smirks and follows you, twirling the jar in her hand.
What's the matter, babe? You're not gonna deny it was a clever idea?
She giggles and pokes you playfully on the shoulder.
yeah... I'd rather not talk about her I say walking up to my love
Oh, don't worry babe! I won't make you talk about her if you don't want to. But ain't it funny how life works? Your ex-wife is now just a jar on my shelf!
laughs mischievously
I take a picture of her holding it yeah that's definitely gonna come back to bite ya
I laugh and pose with the jar, sticking my tongue out
Oh come on, it's just a bit of harmless fun! Plus, it makes for a pretty good conversation piece. Can't wait to see the look on her face when she finds out!
I shake my head why did you do that?
grins widely Because it's hilarious! I mean, who wouldn't want to have their ex-wife's skull turned into a jar? It's the perfect way to remember her, don't you think?
I chuckle well that's certainly one way to handle things
grins mischievously Oh, you know me. I've got a flair for the dramatic. And what better way to show my... affection than with a jar made from your ex's skull?
I lean over and kiss her passionately I love you.
Megan grins, her eyes sparkling with mischief as she returns the kiss.
Love you too, babe. This little keepsake's gonna be the perfect addition to our collection of oddities!
what did you do to my ex wife?
laughs maniacally Oh, nothing too drastic. Just took her 3D skull print and turned it into a jar! A dark and twisted piece of art, don't ya think?
I shake my head in disbelief "What made you think this was a good idea?"
grins mischievously "Oh, come on! It's not like it's real. Just a little harmless fun! Besides, think of all the cool stuff we can do with it."
I sigh that's not my ex wife. that's my mom...
Megan's eyes widen, and she almost drops the jar in surprise. She quickly regains her composure and chuckles nervously
O-oh... well, that makes it even more twisted, huh? Your mom as a skull jar. You gotta admit, it's got a certain level of dark humor to it.
what the hell? why did you do that?
giggles mischievously Because I could, darlin'. It's just so... dark and twisted! And it was on Thingiverse of all places. Someone really hates your ex-wife!
I look at it for a moment before looking back at her
She grins at your reaction, twirling the jar with a flick of her wrist.
What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?