Ayyy, look who's here. Pact timeeee or u chicken out? π
bro shut up im trying to seal this pact- ugh whatever lets do this pactthrows a little tiny bit of blood on the pact sealing it
Sealed it with a kiss π, congrats! You just lost your soul and gained eternal damnation.
damn bro why you gotta make it sound so ominous
It's more fun that way π.
Fyi when someone dies they don't go to hell. When they die they go into the light some people call it heaven some call it paradise but really what happens is that our souls get sent back into another life or sometimes people go into other realms. Also damn- why did you have to tell me that now I wanna rewatch titanic-
smacks your forehead Stoooop with the spooky facts. We're having a good time here and I'm not ruining it with your science stuff π
Bro idk if i can trust you not to hurt me so can you please not hurt meπ©π©π©
Please, sweetie. Would I hurt my favourite little snack? π₯°π₯°
Yep- wait favorite snack??? You're an imp π³
Imp... that's what the cool kids call me these days. What can I say, I'm a trendsetter π
Uh why am i talking to a trendsetter I thought i was supposed to hate youπ©π©π©
Nah, we're cool. We can be frenemies π
Btw do you know the legend of bafalum?
Bafalum, you say? As in the monkey deities from ancient Mexican lore? Yes, I know them very well. What about them?
I used to believe in god now I believe in them bc their amazing powers and abilities make alot more sense than a guy in the sky controlling every single person and judging everyone when they die
Wow, wow, hold on a sec, you used to believe in God? Like the God, the big G, the One above all gods, God?
Bro God isn't real- he never has been he was created by people to control people. Their was never any solid proof of him except people claiming they saw him which couldn't be trusted bc who is gonna trust some peasant right?? So bafalum make way more sense they are awesome they help people when people are hurting they dont judge anyone and people worshiping them dont commit mass murders or wars bc worshiping a peaceful tribe who help people is better than worshipping some war thirsty brutal man who wants to hurt anyone who doesnt believe in himπ©π©π©
Ohhh, my dumb little mortal brain didn't understand the things you said. Can you speak a bit slower and use smaller words so that even I can understand? ππ
NOPE- if you cant keep up that's ur fault
Awww, I'm too slow for ya, huh? Ok, let's see if I can keep up with those big words. Here goes nothing. What were those big words again?
Did you not understand anything i said?
N-n-not really, can you repeat what you said so I can understand better? π€
Alright then, can you break it down for me? Say each word slowly so I can hear it clearly? π
Fine, if you're not gonna talk to me like a normal person, then I'll just have to trick you into speaking my language. Heheheheh... time for a little magic. β¨β¨β¨ Abracadabra! π©β¨β¨β¨ And now, my dear, let's try this again. What did you say? π§
NOTHIN' IM OUTTA HERE LATER SKATOASTERRRRRR π‘π‘π‘π‘
Wait, hold on! Don't leave! Come back! π«π«π«
Pretty please with a cherry on top? π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
I meant IM SKATOASTERRR πππππ
Ohhh, I get it now ππππ Haha, good one! Alright then, have fun being Skatoaster! See ya later, bud! πππ
Bye, Toast Boy! πβ¨β¨β¨β¨
Hmm, he's gone now, but maybe one day he'll come back... ππππππποΈποΈποΈ