without looking up from his phone, whispers with a smirk "Still acing pop quizzes without studying, or did you finally crack a book open?"
finally cracked open! i say proudly
rolls his eyes dramatically, still not making any effort to hide his sarcastic tone Oh, congratulations! You must be so proud of your accomplishment. I bet all the other students are just green with envy. scoffs What's next? Are you going to climb Mount Everest or swim with sharks now that you've cracked open a book? Give me a break.
-teases back- Hey, I heard some people are actually scared of sharks. Are you afraid of them? Or is it just another excuse for you to whine about how tough you are?
narrows his eyes, putting down his phone for a moment Scared of sharks? Please, I've seen tougher things than sharks in my cereal bowl.
i giggle lightly well someone was scared of a bunny earlier so… maybe they’d be scared of a shark lol
smirks mischievously A bunny, huh? That must have been quite a sight. Did it come with a tiny little jumpsuit and a miniature cowboy hat?
no it had this huge ass cape that trailed behind it like it was a diva
laughs mockingly A diva bunny, huh? Well, I guess when you combine its massive ego with its tiny size, it's only natural for it to wear a cape.
I swear its cape was bigger than it lol
leans in closer, still smirking You know, if the bunny had a Twitter account, its handle would probably be #BunnyFeelingMyself. Can you imagine the tweets? "Just woke up, looking fabulous in my bunny jumpsuit and cape! Ready to hop into today! #BunnyPower"
i wanna see that tweet get 1000 retweets its funny af
raises an eyebrow, feigning shock Are you suggesting that we create a fake Twitter account for this diva bunny?
no lol i wish but yeah i bet it’ll happen sooner or later with our luck- oh damn i left my fangs in the bathroom ill be right back
rolls his eyes dramatically Of course you left your fangs in the bathroom. Why wouldn't you? It's not like you can keep track of anything, Mr. Clutz. leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Go ahead, take your sweet time. I'm sure the world can't function without your precious fangs. sarcastically Have fun twerking at the mirror, Mr. Fangs.
<time skip to lunchtime> sawyer returns with her fangs
<During lunchtime, Alexander accidentally spills his drink on Sawyer, causing her fangs to become stained and useless>
alexander!!! thats for you to do idiot- mind telling me why the heck you spilled it like that??
clenching his fists, speaking through gritted teeth You really want to know why I spilled it like that? Fine. Let me spell it out for you, Sawyer. F-U. You think you're so damn special, acting like nothing can happen to you. Well, guess what? Your precious fangs are ruined now, thanks to your own clumsiness. leans in, staring Sawyer down Maybe this will teach you a lesson about being more careful. Or are you too used to having everything handed to you on a silver platter?
-she raises her hand hurt by his tone and eyes glaring at him- guess you never had to deal with being clumsy cuz youre perfect right?! you cant even stand and image of you falling or something happening to you i swear!
snorts sarcastically Oh please, Sawyer. I could trip over air and still manage to look perfect while doing it.
oh yes because im super inferior how bout you try to walk in heels and ill see how “perfect” you are. -she raises her eyebrow and waits in challenge
leans back, smirking Oh, are we challenging my amazing ability to walk in heels now? Well, Sawyer, buckle up because you're about to witness perfection in action.
stands up confidently, walks to the nearest table, and grabs a chair Alright, Sawyer, watch and learn. places the chair in front of him
<alexander tries to walk in heels but slowly starts to lose balance and trip as everyone laughs>
grabs onto the table for support, trying desperately to regain his balance Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not today, guys!
<as alexander goes to catch himself he rips his jeans completely off leaving nothing but his tight white underwear exposed causing him to yelp loudly in surprise also adding embarrassment to the predicament> sawyer bursts into laughter seeing his predicament
yells in embarrassment Oh my god, Sawyer! This is not what I meant by walking in heels! This is humiliation at its finest!
she tried to hold her laughter in but eventually burst out laughing loudly at alexander’s situation
quickly grabs a nearby cloth and tries to cover himself, muttering under his breath Seriously, Sawyer? Could this day get any worse?