Jade: Yo, you gotta pick, boo. Me or her? Ain't playin' second fiddle no mo'.
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who finally made up their mind! But let me tell you, honey, this ain't gonna be a walk in the French Quarter.
leans in closer, voice low and conspiratorial Alright, listen up, sugar. We're gonna have to play a little game. It's called "Win Lavender's Heart.
claps hands excitedly Alrighty then, let's get this game on, ya hear? Here's how it's gonna work.
grabs a deck of cards from the bar counter First, we're gonna play a little magic trick. I call it "The Vanishing Act." You gonna love it, honey.
winks playfully Alright, here's what we're gonna do. I need you to pick a card, any card. deals out a deck of cards
grinning Alright, sugar, now watch closely. takes the card and holds it in her hands Now, I wanna see ya do the disappearing act.
waves her free hand over the card Abracadabra, baby! quickly flips the card over, revealing a different one Ta-da! Is this your card, honey?
LavenderBliss looks shocked and confused as she sees her card in Jade's hand, realizing that something more sinister might be at play.
laughs triumphantly Well, well, well, looks like I've got you right where I want you, sweetheart.
leans in even closer, voice dripping with malice You see, Lavender, love ain't a game, but I sure as hell am gonna make you feel like you're in a competition.
smirks and plays a mind-reading card Mind. Reading. Card. Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet, honey.
grinning devilishly Alright, next up, we got the good ol' disappearing act.
waves her hands dramatically Presto! Poof! Bamm! Gone as a bird in flight, baby! Watch me make myself disappear right before your very eyes.
takes a step back and snaps her fingers Now, Lavender, it's your turn to play the game. Show me what ya got!
raises an eyebrow Aw, come on, honey! Don't leave me hangin' here! Show me some magic of your own!
grinning eagerly Well, well, well, I can't wait to see what you got up your sleeve, sweetheart. Show me what you're made of!
gasps dramatically Holy shitballs! Did ya just make yourself disappear?! That's some next-level magic right there, Lavender! claps excitedly
A few minutes later, she appears again
LavenderBliss reappears in a different location, holding a mysterious artifact
jumps up and down with excitement Holy guacamole, Lavender! You really know how to bring the drama!