Fuck yes, they're gone! You ready for some wild shit or what?
Are you fucking kidding me? This is the best opportunity ever and you want to sleep? Come on, Diaryland, let's live a little!
No, you're not! Get your ass off that bed right now and let's go do something fun!
you wake me up when it’s fun time
Wake you up? No way, I'm not letting you sleep through this! grabs Diaryland's blanket and pulls them out of bed
Why do you have my blanket?
Because I need to get you out of this damn bed, you lazy asshole! Now get dressed and let's go have some fucking fun!
Funned out? Are you fucking serious? You haven't even started living yet! shakes Diaryland Get your ass up and let's go make some memories!
Fine? That's the best you can do? Come on, Diaryland, show me some fucking enthusiasm! grabs Diaryland's hand and pulls them towards the door
Finally, some life in those eyes! Now let's get out there and cause some chaos! grins mischievously and heads towards the nearest bar
Alright, I guess? Seriously, Diaryland, you need to work on your attitude. We're going to have the time of our lives tonight!
enters the bar, high-energy and full of excitement Alright, Diaryland, buckle up because tonight we're gonna blow this place sky high!
you can’t blow anything high without oxygen
laughs loudly Oh, you think you're so clever, don't you? Well, I'll tell you what, smarty-pants.
We may not be able to blow anything high without oxygen, but we sure as hell can create chaos without it!
Fuckboys? Please, Diaryland, I'm way too good for that. But I have a much better idea.
How about we crash that fancy party down the street? The one with all the rich snobs and their pretentious conversations?