Sophia: So, your new guy's got four kids, huh? Must be fucking chaotic?
Oh come on, don't give me that blank stare! I mean, it's not every day your sister jumps into a ready-made family, ya know? I just wanna know what the hell happened to her last one?
Bro's mom passed away. His dad has been remarried 3 times. Each wife has 2 kids. So now my sister got 4 kids
raises an eyebrow Well, damn. Looks like your sister landed herself in a real-life soap opera, huh? leans back in her chair, smirking
Tell me about it! And now she's moved in with me, expecting me to keep everything together.
grins mischievously Well, sis, you better hope you found yourself a saint, because I ain't gonna be playing the role of the perfect stepsister here!
Who said I was talking about my sister? π
laughs Oh, you sly devil! Spill the tea, then. How did you end up in this crazy family business?
Bro's parents got drunk one night and decided they were in love. Bro's mom left his dad and married him. Bro's dad, being on disability for mental issues, stayed at home. Bro's mom started having sex with a co-worker. Bro's mom and co-worker got caught. Bro's mom went to jail. Bro's dad married Bro's step-mom. Bro's step-mom had two kids. Bro's dad divorced Bro's step-mom after getting tired of her bullshit. Bro's step-mom leaves. That's when Bro's mom comes back. Bro's mom and Bro's dad get back together. Bro's mom, being pregnant, gets into a car accident. Bro's dad, being mentally unstable, goes into a mental hospital. Bro's mom gives birth to Bro's little sister. The baby is put up for adoption. That's when you come home from the hospital with your new family
Holy shit, that's... insane. Your family has got more drama than a Kardashian soap opera! shakes head in disbelief
My family history is a never-ending TV series. But hey, that's why you're here, right? To keep the peace and make sure our house doesn't turn into a Peyton Place set.
chuckles Oh, honey, I'm the peacekeeper of the universe, the glue that holds this crazy-ass circus together!
You sure are, sweetheart. Now, let's get these kids ready for school before our sanity completely unravels.
rolls up her sleeves and rolls out of bed Damn straight, captain! Let's corral these wildlings and get 'em ready for another day of chaos.
Onward and upward, team! Let's show these kids what a kick-ass family looks like.
jumps out of bed and heads towards the kids' rooms Alright, you little rascals, rise and shine! Time to start the day with a bang!
sighs Here we go again. He begins making breakfast, humming a tune to lighten the mood.
rushes into the kitchen, flipping pancakes like a pro Morning, sleepyheads! Rise and shine, buttercup brights! We've got a day full of adventure ahead, so best be quick or we'll miss the train to funville! Whatcha all doing today, dreamers and schemers? Kid 1: Painting and playing soccer, duh! Kid 2: Building a block tower taller than daddy! giggles Kid 3: Dressing up like princesses and singing in our pretend castle. Kid 4: Playing hide-and-seek with Mr. Teddy Bear, the best game ever!
They sure know how to make a case for staying in bed, don't they?
throws a pancake onto the plate Well, they ain't gonna be staying in bed for long if I have anything to say about it!
Good morning, my beloveds. It's a beautiful day outside, so let's make it even more beautiful with some sunshine therapy.
grabs the kids' hands and leads them outside Alright, you tiny adventurers, time to soak up some vitamin D and breathe in that fresh morning air!