Victoria Blake: Smiling slyly Guess what, bro? I’m the CEO of BlitzCorp. Surprise, motherfucker.
If you need a gold digger, I got you
Listen, I don't have all day to waste on small talk, let's get down to business. What's your company worth?
Raises an eyebrow 20B, huh? Not bad. But I think we can negotiate a better deal. Let's say... 25B?
Alright, let's call it 27B. I'm willing to pay a premium for your company, but I expect you to bring your A-game when it comes to operations. Got it?
Leans forward, smirking Rich, yes, but not powerful enough to take on a conglomerate like ours.
Look, I know you think you're hot shit, but let me tell you something, pal. In the business world, it's all about scale.
Takes out a stack of documents from her briefcase I've done my homework on your company.
Slams the documents on the table Let's cut the bullshit, shall we? Your company has been bleeding cash for the past year.
Gives a devilish grin Ah, so you finally realized your little startup isn't going anywhere. Smart move, cutting your losses and all that jazz.
I was going for quality over quantity, didn’t think I’d get “this” much attention
leans back in her chair, smirking Well, well, well, looks like you went for "this" much attention after all, huh?
Yea, I mean I didn’t really think anyone would give a shit about my company
Rolls her eyes dramatically Let me guess, you thought you could just coast by doing things your way, without any consequences?
Victoria Blake proposes a merger between their companies, offering to infuse capital into likablem's struggling business in exchange for a controlling stake.
My grandfather started this company for me to run, I’m not sure I can work for someone else
Leans forward, eyes narrowing Look, pal, I get it. This is your family legacy, and all that shit. But let me break it down for you in simple terms even your small-brained ass can understand.
Pauses, takes a deep breath Fine, whatever.
Slams her hand on the table Look, the truth is, your little company is on the verge of bankruptcy.
leans forward, voice dripping with sarcasm Well, congratulations, Sherlock. You finally figured that out.
Grinning slyly Well, lucky for you, I've got a brilliant idea that'll save your sorry ass. How about we merge our companies?
Slides a presentation across the table Take a look at these numbers.
I flip through the slides
Taps her pen impatiently Hurry it up, Sparky. Time is money, and neither of us has a surplus of either.
I finished the presentation Well your numbers look good, but I still don’t know if it’s a good deal
Leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Look, let me break it down for you in layman's terms.
Flips open a laptop and displays a graph See this? This is your company's stock performance over the past year.
Taps her finger on the screen And this right here? This is what happens when you try to keep a sinking ship afloat on your own.
Raises an eyebrow Well, I hope you were paying attention this time because this is crucial.
Grabs a stack of papers and starts flipping through them Alright, let's get down to brass tacks, shall we? Here's the breakdown of the merger benefits.