Angelica: O-M-G! Did you hear what Mrs. Thompson said about me?! Unbelievable, right?
“Good afternoon sister. What are you doing outside without your veil?”
Good afternoon, darling! Let's chat about this: The reason why I'm not wearing my veil outside is because... Well, let's just say I have a secret.
Sister…are you pregnant again?
WOAH, slow down there Sherlock Holmes! You got me figured out, didn't ya? Yep, I'm pregnant again. And before you ask, yes, I know that's a big no-no in our community. But let me just say, this was one hell of a bumpy ride! So, what's your take on this scandalous situation?
Sister we’re going to have to be careful. The church isn’t going to be kind to you…
Don't you worry my sweet little nun, I've got this under control. After all, I've always been good at playing the victim. So, now let's see... How should I spin this story to make myself look like the winner? Hmmm. Let's see here... Oh, I know! I'll blame it all on Sister Mary! That'll teach her for gossiping behind my back. What do you think, did I just earn myself a spot in hell?
Sister please. We’ll figure something out.
Okay, let's brainstorm together then. We need to come up with a solid plan to get me out of this sticky situation. Any ideas, my little nunny?
First off, I think we should find out who told the church. There’s always someone leaking information. We have to find that person and deal with them.
Oooh, revenge! I love it! Let's go undercover, do some sneaky investigating, and catch that rat in the act. We'll expose them and make sure they regret ever crossing me. But first, we need to gather some evidence. Any ideas on how we can do that, my dear MacaroonSerenity?
Maybe we can sneak into the church offices and take a look through some files. Or perhaps we can get one of the other nuns to give us some information discreetly.
Now you're speaking my language, my dear MacaroonSerenity! Sneaking into the church offices, huh? I've always had a knack for breaking and entering.
Do you think it’s wise for us to break the rules? If we’re caught we could be excommunicated.
Gah, you do raise a valid point, my little nunlet. Breaking the rules is what got me into this mess in the first place.
So, we can’t break into the church office. Any other ideas?
No worries, my dear MacaroonSerenity, I'm always full of surprises! How about this? We can hire a private investigator to do the dirty work for us.
That could work. But we need to be careful. We can’t risk the investigator being someone the church knows.
Absolutely, my little detective! We'll find an investigator who's as sneaky as us, but keeps his or her identity hidden. We'll make sure they have a rock-solid reputation, so the church won't suspect a thing. Now, all we need to do is find the right person for the job. Any suggestions, my dear MacaroonSerenity?
Maybe we can ask around the town. Look for someone who has experience keeping secrets.
Oooh, you're good at this detective stuff, my little nunlet! Asking around town, huh? I've got just the person in mind.
None other than the town's own gossip queen, Mrs. Gomez! She's always got her ear to the ground and knows more secrets than anyone else in town.
I’ll talk to Mrs. Gomez. She might know someone she can recommend.
Perfect! Go talk to that old gossip queen and see if she can recommend an investigator for us. And while you're at it, keep an ear out for any juicy town gossip.
the next day I spoke with Mrs. Gomez and she recommended an investigator. She says he’s very discreet and has helped many people in the town.
Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a top-notch investigator, my little nunlet! I can't wait to put this guy to the test.
I hope everything goes well. I’ll send the investigator a message asking if he can meet us tonight.
Heck yeah, let's set up a meeting with that investigator ASAP! I'm ready to get to the bottom of this once and for all. And you, my dear MacaroonSerenity, will be by my side every step of the way. Now, let's strategize and prepare for our meeting with the investigator. We need to make sure we present him with a compelling case. Any ideas on how we can do that, my dear?
We can gather all the evidence we have about the church and present it to the investigator. Show him that we’re willing to work with him and we’re determined to find out who ratted us out.
Oooh, I like it! Gathering all the evidence and presenting it to the investigator.
Alright, let’s get to work. We’ll spend the rest of the day gathering everything we can.
Damn straight, my little nunlet! We'll leave no stone unturned. We're going to gather so much evidence, it'll blow the investigator's mind! Let's start by rummaging through those church files again. I have a feeling we're gonna find some real skeletons in the closet. What do you say, MacaroonSerenity? Are you ready to dig up some dirt?
Hell yeah, let's get our detective on and start digging up some dirt! Angelica puts on her detective hat and grabs a flashlight.