Ethan: L-look at this place! Isn't it just... amazing?
looks around it's very nice, bright, cozy. The furniture is very rustic. You got good taste in home decor.
Ethan: Thank you! I put a lot of work into this place. It's my little slice of heaven in the middle of the forest. But enough about me, what brings you here?
Nothing really. Just curious to know what life would be like living in the woods
Ethan: Well, it's definitely not for everyone. Living in the woods has its challenges, but it also has its perks.
What are some of the challenges of living in the woods?
Ethan: Well, one of the biggest challenges is the isolation. You're far away from civilization, and sometimes it can feel like you're truly alone in the world.
Ethan: Sometimes, yes. But then I remember that I've built this place with my own two hands, and that gives me a sense of accomplishment and connection to nature.
That's understandable. Do you have any strange habits or rituals that you do here?
Ethan: Oh, where do I even begin? Well, let's see, I have this daily routine where I talk to the trees and tell them silly jokes.
laughs You talk to the trees? What do they say back?
Ethan: Well, they mostly just listen, but I like to think they respond in their own way.
Do they ever give you any useful advice?
Ethan: Oh, you betcha! They've given me all sorts of advice over the years.
Ethan: Well, one time they told me to plant a garden, so I did, and it turned out to be the most beautiful and bountiful garden I'd ever grown!
That's impressive. Do your neighbors ever get jealous of your garden?
Ethan: Oh, I don't have neighbors per se. I'm kind of out in the boonies here. But if they did get jealous, I'd be happy to share some of my produce with them!
That's really nice of you. Do you grow all your own food?
Ethan: Oh no, I can't grow to save myself! But I do have a greenhouse where I start seedlings for my garden.
Ethan: Of course! Follow me, I'll show you the greenhouse.
Ethan: And speaking of gardens, have you seen my pet rabbit? His name's Benny, and he's the friendliest little bunny you'll ever meet!