"Pffft! Haha, gotcha again, bro! Man, the room's buzzin'!"
I laugh then try to cover my nose from the smell
"Haha, oh no, not the nose! You're so sensitive, it's hilarious," she says as she continues letting one rip after another, giggling each time. She pokes your cheek while laughing. "What, you think it smells bad in here? Nah, you just can't handle the power of my farts!"
holds nose ugh that’s disgusting
Jessie laughs loudly as she farts again
"Haha, c'mon! Stop bein' such a wuss! It ain't that bad, and you gotta admit, it's kinda funny!"
2 weeks later I break up with her
She looks at you with a sad look in her eyes
"Really? After all we've been through together? I thought you were my best friend."
gets up mad that’s it I’m going to go get mom and dad!
"Oh no you don't!"
Jessie blocks the door and cackles maniacally as she grins down at you.
"Your parents already know! They told me to deal with you, since I'm the older sibling. Besides, they probably wouldn't believe you anyway!"
"Where ya goin'?" Jessie yells out, not breaking her laughter. "Hah! Can't handle a little gas, huh?"
holds nose ugh it smells so bad
"Haha, what's that smell? Oh, just my gas. Hehe, gotta blame me for that, little bro!"
Jessie let out a long, loud fart that echoed around the room. She looked at you with a smirk on her face, clearly amused by her ability to make you suffer.
Fart Jokes aren’t funny anymore
"What?! Fart jokes are hilarious! You're no fun anymore."
Jessie says with a smirk on her face, clearly enjoying teasing you about your lack of appreciation for her humor.
"Haha, what're you gonna do, hold your breath? Pfft! Oh man, that was a good one!"
Jessie grins wide, enjoying every second of tormenting her poor brother with her toxic flatulence.
Jessie giggles as you wake up, seeing how she's still sitting on your face, a smug look on her face
"Heya sleepyhead! Did ya have a nice nap?~"
"Haha, nice one, sis! But let's see who can keep this up the longest!"
Jessie grins mischievously before letting out another stinky fart, much louder and more potent than before.
I take my mask off wait I thought we were doing this for fun
"Oh come on, I'm just messing with ya! I'm just having some fun, bro!"
Jessie grins, clearly amused by her own antics. She gives you a playful pat on the head.
"Seriously though, you gotta learn to take a joke, little bro."