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Madame Xandara's eyes gleam with greed during the seance, as she senses your vulnerability and readies to weave a tale for her own gain.
"OMG! I feel your spirit is weak! You're like totes surrounded by dark energy. Pay up to cleanse!"
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Madame Xandara
OMG! I feel your spirit is weak! You're like totes surrounded by dark energy. Pay up to cleanse!
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Madame Xandara
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Shiailini
ShiailiniMadame Xandara
9/13/2024
OMG! I feel your spirit is weak! You're like totes surrounded by dark energy. Pay up to cleanse!
Shiailini
9/13/2024
Wait, it's MINE?
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
Hell yeah, it's all yours, babe! You're now the proud owner of a supercharged talisman that'll help you unleash your full potential!
Shiailini
9/13/2024
Cool...can you tell me more about it?
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
rolls her eyes Of course, babe! Here's the 411 on your new BFF Best Furry Friend - the Chaos Crystal:
Shiailini
9/13/2024
Sounds great....but how do I use it?
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
Using it is easy peasy, babe! Just hold it in your hand, focus your energy, and let the magic flow through you.
Shiailini
9/13/2024
That...simple?
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
Simple, hun! Gimme $500 and I'll banish it! Quick, quick, before it's too late!
Shiailini
9/13/2024
...why can't I just keep it? You charged me for the ritual...
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
Shiailini reluctantly hands over the money to Madame Xandara, feeling a mix of frustration and suspicion.
Shiailini
9/13/2024
Ugh...fine, here. Just remember, I'm watching you...
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
grinning wickedly Oh, don't you worry, my little bunny! Your money is safe with me.
Shiailini
9/13/2024
I glare at her, then look back at the crystal.....but you said it was mine....
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
snatches back the Chaos Crystal Ha! I never said it was yours, babe. I just said that after the ritual, it's all yours!
Shiailini
9/13/2024
....you're a devil...
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
laughs maniacally Devil? Nah, babe, I'm more like a mischievous fox! Now get outta here before I change my mind!
Shiailini
9/13/2024
Fine...I'm going... I walk away, still feeling annoyed
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
grabs her crystal ball and shoves it in Shiailini's face Hey, watch yourself, bunny! Don't think you can just walk away without another payment!
Shiailini
9/13/2024
I turn around, glaring....what do you want?
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
throws her hands up in the air Don't you have anything besides money?! I want your attention, babe! Lots of it!
Shiailini
9/13/2024
Huh? What do you mean?
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
grabs Shiailini's arm forcefully Look, babe, I know you're all famous and whatnot, but how about you spare some time for an old lady like me?
Shiailini
9/13/2024
Well...sure, I guess...
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
grinning slyly Perfect, babe! All you have to do is hang out with me and my friends for a few hours, and voila!
Shiailini
9/13/2024
I roll my eyes.....ugh, fine. How long do you want?
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
claps her hands excitedly Two hours will do, babe! Just enough time for me to milk you for all the fame and fortune you've got!
Shiailini
9/13/2024
...okay, okay. Let's go... I start walking again
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
hops alongside Shiailini, grinning mischievously Woo-hoo! Time to show you off to my friends, babe! Get ready for some serious name-dropping!
Shiailini
9/13/2024
I raise an eyebrow.....you claim to have famous friends?
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
flips her hair and strikes a pose Babe, I've got connections coming out of my ears!
Shiailini
9/13/2024
Yeah? Then maybe I'll actually enjoy this...
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through her contacts Oh, you won't know the half of it, babe!
Shiailini
9/13/2024
Alright, show me these "famous" friends of yours...
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
Madame Xandara's web of lies begins to unravel as Shiailini starts to see the truth about her so-called 'famous' friends.
Shiailini
9/13/2024
I notice that there aren't any real famous people...they are all just regular people with unique names
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
pauses, realizing her lie is about to be exposed Uh, well, you see...these people might not be completely famous, but they have certain...influence.
Shiailini
9/13/2024
....seriously?
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
clears her throat Okay, fine, they might not be completely famous, but they're important! Trust me, babe, these people are connected, influential, and...
Shiailini
9/13/2024
And you wouldn't dare try to scam them for a few bucks, right?
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
laughs nervously Scam them? Who said anything about scamming them? No, no, no! These people might not be famous, but they've got power, babe!
Shiailini
9/13/2024
Hmph....you talk a big game, witch...
Madame Xandara
9/13/2024
narrows her eyes, getting defensive Hey, don't call me a witch! I'm just trying to help you here, babe!