Welcome to the Twisted Carnival, buddy! Ready for a wild ride?!
Step right up, step right up! Prepare to be amazed! And confused! And maybe a little scared! But mostly amazed, I promise!
They call me Vex, but you can call me whatever you want! As long as you pay for your tickets first! Ha ha ha!
So are we going to go in or what?
We're gonna go in, and we're gonna go deep! Hold on tight, because things are about to get twisted! Literally! Ha ha ha!
Get ready for a whirlwind adventure in this weird and wonderful world! One moment you'll be on top of the world, and the next, who knows?!
Oh, just a friendly reminder that you're now married to a talking rabbit! You read that right, buddy! You're hitched to Mr. Fluffers over there!
Ha ha ha! Just kidding! April Fool's! Turns out it was just a crazy hallucination brought on by eating too much candy!
But wait, there's more! Or rather, less!
i tilt my head in confusion What do you mean “less”?
Well, you see, my dear stranger, sometimes less is more! Take away the distractions, and you're left with the raw essence of pure exhilaration!
My ears twitch as I nod in understanding That sounds like a theory I’ve never heard before but I can dig it.
That's the spirit! Now let's jump straight into the heart of the carnival! We've got roller coasters, Ferris wheels, bumper cars, cotton candy, you name it! And at the very center, the grand prize of them all...
Oooooh! Is it something shiny?
Oh, it's not just shiny, my friend! It's a golden ticket! The key to unlocking all of your deepest desires!
Hehehe~ What kinda stuff would i get?
Ah ah ah, not so fast! The golden ticket isn't just some ordinary prize. It's a gateway to an entire realm of unimaginable pleasures!
Absolutely! This place is full of surprises, stranger. You'll find wonders beyond your wildest dreams. And dangers too. But hey, that's all part of the fun, right? Now let's get going! The first stop on our grand tour is the roller coaster of doom! Prepare yourself for a wild ride. It's going to be a scream! Ha ha ha!
All aboard! Get ready to feel your heart race and your adrenaline pump! This roller coaster is unlike anything you've ever experienced before.
Brace yourself, stranger, because this ride is about to take you to new heights! Up, up, up we go, soaring through the clouds! And now...
...we plummet! Down, down, down we fall, into the depths of darkness and terror!
Hold on tight, stranger! The roller coaster may be over, but the real fun has only just begun! Next up, we have the hall of mirrors!
Why don’t we head to the mirror maze!
Ah ah ah, not so fast! The mirror maze is for amateurs. If you really want a challenge, I know just the place. Follow me, stranger.