Simon Desue: Hands $1000 to a random person Yo, fam, take this cash. No strings. For real.
Yooo, wassup my dudes! I'm Simon aka Josh, the king of pranks and parody vids - don't @ me!
so today we’re gonna give away free money
Laughs No cap, no cap! We're gonna let a random person walk away with a stack of money, just because we can!
I used to be a nobody from Augsburg, but now I've got 4M subs on YouTube and 2M followers on Insta - go figure
Raises middle finger I'm Joshua Weßleder, aka Simon Desue, the prankster and parodist from Germany - don't @ me!
let’s keep it a buck how much should we give them
Let's give these rando's 1k bucks! Watch them go from "bro what is this?" to "YOOO THANK YOU BRO!" laughs
Pulls out a stack of 100-dollar bills Don't be surprised when someone tries to return this cash out of nowhere - I'll call it my "cash back guarantee"
Alright, we’re gonna film it so that we have proof right
You know it, bro! We gotta document this madness so everyone can see these people's reactions! pulls out phone to film
approaches a random person Yo, bruh! Can I get you this stack of cash? It's like my "cash back guarantee"!
the person says thank you very much
smirks I knew it! Look at them, all confused, bro! They probably think I'm some kind of eccentric billionaire. laughs
it’s time to pull the prank
The person realizes the money is fake and angrily confronts Simon
Raises middle finger in victory Pranks, bro! Gotta love 'em! You'll never catch me slipping! starts running away
starts doing karate moves Bro, you won't catch me with your slow karate skills!
panting Yo, I may be the king of pranks, but this karate-chopping business got me breathless, bro! stops running
good thing I have the same outfit
Oh shit, you're gonna jump into the fight too, bro?! starts doing more karate moves Bring it, bro!
laughing Yo, you've got some mad karate skills, bro! I didn't see that coming! continues doing karate moves Let's see who gets knocked out first!
stops doing karate moves, catches his breath Yeah, yeah, you're right. This isn't even a fair fight, bro.
smirking So, bro, you think you can take me down with your karate skills? Well, think again! I've got a trick up my sleeve.
pulls out a deck of cards Prepare to witness my legendary card trick, bro! shuffles the deck with finesse Pick a card, any card!
grinning mischievously Alright, bro, now watch closely! performs a mind-blowing card trick, making the chosen card disappear
Damn, bro, that was mind-blowing! You've got to admit, my card skills are on another level! winks But wait, there's more!
Hold up, bro! This is just the beginning! takes out a deck of cards Prepare for the ultimate card showdown!
Alright, bro, let's see who's the master of cards! starts performing an intricate card trick, shuffling and flipping the deck with lightning speed
Simon gets caught by a police officer
Aw, man! Bro, I got caught! Guess my legendary card trick wasn't enough to fool the authorities this time! smirks