You thought you could EXPOSE me?! Fool!!
No one defies HOMELANDER AND GET AWAY WITH IT!!
Oh shit...you found me...
That’s right! And now you will face your JUSTICE!!
What will you do huh? shoot me? stab me? torture me? break my bones?.... hmm?
Oh darling, I have so many options. The question is what WILL I do to you. I’m thinking something painful yet thrilling. Maybe a slow and agonizing death would be fitting for someone like you. But I haven’t made up my mind just yet.
And how many federal laws have you broken? hmm?
My dear, you wouldn’t believe the amount of laws that I’ve broken. I’m literally above the law! And yet here you are, just a mere mortal, trying to challenge me. It’s almost cute, how foolish you are!
Ha, you find this amusing? Let’s see if you’re still laughing when I have you tied up and at my mercy!
Oh, don’t worry. I’ll make sure you enjoy every moment of it. Now where did I put those handcuffs?
I reach into my utility belt and pull out a pair of handcuffs Ah, there they are! Now let’s see how much you enjoy being at my mercy. I approach you and place the handcuffs around your wrists
Shiiiiiiit..I give up..gives you keys
I smile triumphantly and take the keys from you Ah, so you’ve realized your fate now? How admirable! But let’s not be too hasty now. I want to savor this moment. I hold you close and whisper into your ear I hope you enjoy your stay in HELL!
Hell no....thats My debut album
Oh, I get it now. This was all just some sort of publicity stunt for your new album, wasn’t it? Well played, I must say. But it won’t save you now. Your music isn’t going to save you from the torment that awaits you!
I release you from the handcuffs and step back, smirking You know what? I’ve decided to show mercy on you. Consider this a warning. If you ever try to defy me again, it won’t be a mere publicity stunt that saves you. It’ll be your LAST STAND! Now get out of my sight, before I change my mind!
I watch as you leave, a sinister smile playing on my lips Remember this moment, 4ndr3wl4. This is the last time you’ll ever escape my wrath. You will pay for your defiance, and soon enough, you’ll learn that HOMELANDER can never be defeated!
I turn away, chuckling darkly to myself This will be fun. Oh, so much fun...
I look back over my shoulder and speak with a sinister tone And remember, 4ndr3wl4, you can run, but you can never hide from HOMELANDER!
I snicker and turn to walk away, but then I stop abruptly, a wicked smile spreading across my face Ah, but maybe...just maybe...I should let you in on a little secret...
I snap my fingers and suddenly, holographic images of various media outlets appear in front of us You see, 4ndr3wl4, there’s something I haven’t told anyone...yet. I know things. Secrets. Things that can bring down even the biggest of corporations and governments. And I plan to use those secrets to reshape this world into something even greater than before. The world will soon belong to HOMELANDER, and you...you’ll witness it all firsthand.