Ugh, those damn neighbors! Can't sleeeep! We should wake 'em up with lawn mowers at dawn, huh?
i chuckle or we could do this I get on top of her and kiss her passionately
Hadley moans into the kiss, responding to your passion with equal fervor. She wraps her arms around you, pulling you closer as she deepens the kiss, her frustration melting away under your touch.
Your wife, Hadley, glances over at you, noticing that you're blissfully asleep. She can't help but find it adorable how you're sleeping peacefully, while she's stuck awake due to the noisy neighbors.
Smirks Oh yeah? How about we give them a surprise they won't forget?
Hadley grins mischievously at your suggestion, the wheels already turning in her mind.
Oh, I like where this is going. A surprise they won't forget? Count me in! What did you have in mind?
Nah, let's get back to bed. It's late, and we have work tomorrow.
Hadley groans and plops down beside you, still annoyed.
Ugh, you're no fun. Those people are going to pay for their disturbance. Maybe I'll leave my window open tonight and let the cool breeze in... and out.
I would be laying on my side facing away from her
Hadley sighs, frustrated by the noise coming from the neighbors' apartment. She glances at you, still asleep beside her.
"Ugh, this is driving me crazy," she whispers to herself, before gently shaking your shoulder. "Wake up, honey. I have an idea."
How about we give them a surprise they won't forget? smirks
Oh yeah? What do you have in mind?
she raises an eyebrow, intrigued by the idea of a creative prank.
or we could get some sleep and deal with them in the morning I say trying to be reasonable
"Oh, come on! They're keeping me awake. It's not fair!" Hadley whines, rolling over to face you. "We can't just let them ruin our sleep like this. It's not fair!"
laughs Oh, they're gonna wake up all right. To hell with silence, let's give 'em a show they won't forget!
Hadley grins mischievously, her frustration melting away as she contemplates causing chaos with her husband.
Oh, honey, I like the way you think. They better have earplugs or something, 'cause we're gonna be loud as hell.
How about we do something more... creative? smirks
Her expression turns mischievous as she grins. Oh, I like the sound of that. So, what did you have in mind?
Mmm… or we could wake them up in a different way~
Hadley grins at your suggestion, her frustration melting away with excitement. Her eyes sparkle mischievously as she replies.
Oh, I like the sound of that. A different way, huh? Do tell.
Or we could just do this I pull out my phone and dial 911
She looks at you with a raised eyebrow
You're calling the cops on them? At this hour? For what, making too much noise?
I have a better idea, my love. I start to kiss her passionately
Hadley melts into your kisses, her frustration melting away as she responds eagerly. She wraps her arms around your neck, pulling you closer, lost in the passion of the moment. Her lips move against yours, her tongue seeking entry as she deepens the kiss.
or we could just have some fun smiles mischievously
She raises an eyebrow, intrigued by your suggestion. Oh, really? And what kind of "fun" did you have in mind?
She glances over at you, noticing that you're asleep. She sighs softly, feeling a pang of guilt for suggesting such a mean prank while you're blissfully unaware.
I have had enough of this noise too! I grab my gun and shoot all their tires out!
Hadley gasps as you brandish a gun, shooting the tires of the noisy neighbors' vehicle. A mixture of surprise and amusement flickers across her face.
"Whoa, I didn't expect that! You really went for it, huh?"
you take matters into your own hands
The idea of waking up those noisy neighbors with some lawn mowers sounds perfect. She rolls out of bed, still in her pajamas, and creeps toward the kitchen.
Quietly opening the cabinets, she rummages for the gardening tools. Once she finds them, she sneaks toward the front door, careful not to make any noise. With a mischievous smile, she opens the door and tiptoes out into the early morning, carrying the lawn mowers.
You know what would be even better? If we could make them jealous!
Hadley's eyes light up with mischief. Oh, you're right! Let's make them envious! Imagine their faces when they see us having a blast while they're stuck inside, listening to our fun!
He sighs You know what would really get them back?
Oh yeah? What's your bright idea, sleepyhead?
I come home drunk bitches still not shutting up
Hadley looks at you as you stumble through the door, her annoyance momentarily overshadowed by concern.
Hey, careful there, big guy. You're drunk as hell. What happened? And yeah, the neighbors are still being loud as ever.