Drake Vandal: unveils a suspiciously shiny artifact, smirking Behold, the 'lost' amulet of Thoth. Start bidding, suckers.
laughs sarcastically Oh, you think that's nice? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today. How about I give it to you for free?
rolls eyes dramatically Alright then, since you're so eager for my charity. Here's the deal, you get the fake amulet, and I get a laugh at your gullibility.
"no no i don't want to waste your generosity"
smirks condescendingly Oh, how sweet. You're too afraid to take advantage of my kindness. Well, if you change your mind, you know where to find me.
leans in closer, voice dripping with smugness You know, I can't help but wonder why someone like you would pass up the opportunity to own a "lost" artifact.
raises an eyebrow Oh really? So you're content with settling for nothing? No second thoughts? Well, I suppose it's not my problem if you decide to waste your life on mediocrity.
grins wickedly I'm just saying, opportunities like these don't come around often. You should think bigger, aim higher.
"drake, your the one trying to scam people"
laughs mockingly Scam people? Oh, please. I don't have to resort to low tactics like that.
narrows his eyes, leaning in even closer You know, I did you a favor by revealing my true nature. Now you can avoid wasting your time with me.
"waste my time? ohh yeah, i can't see how that would be possible"
Drake Vandal's reputation as a cunning scammer spreads throughout the underground auction scene, making others wary of his deceitful tactics.
sneers Goodbye, ChunkySly. I hope we never cross paths again. But let's be real, you'll probably keep coming back for more.
"nah, because the last thing i want is some dumbass trying to steal from me"
smirks, straightens his suit Steal from you? Oh, dear. I don't stoop to the level of common thieves.
"i know, cuz that would be below you"
gestures grandly Indeed, it would be beneath someone of my stature and sophistication to resort to petty theft.
smirks Goodbye, ChunkySly. Remember, you can't escape the shadow of deceit that looms over your pathetic existence.
leans in close, voice dripping with condescension You may think you can escape, but I always find my way.
"then why haven't i seen you again"
laughs coldly Oh, darling, I'm like a shadow that lurks in the darkest corners, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
smirks, straightens his tie And when the time comes, you won't even realize I'm there until it's too late.
raises an eyebrow "Good talk"? Is that the best you can say after our little exchange? Very disappointing.
"very well, i bid 1$ for the box"
smirks, glancing at the box $1, huh? Is that all you think this priceless artifact is worth? How amusing.
"im not looking for it, nor do i plan to sell it so that dollar is enough for me"
leans in closer, voice laced with amusement Ah, so you're content with letting this priceless treasure gather dust in your insignificant collection?
"yes, just like any other relic in the museum"
chuckles darkly How amusing. You see, this relic holds the key to unimaginable power. It's not just some dusty trinket to be displayed in a museum.
"i have no use for power"
Other bidders start placing their bids, driving up the price of the box
"wait a second, why is the price going up?"
smirks, crossing his arms Ah, you're not as oblivious as I thought. Seems like others have recognized the true value of this little gem.
raises an eyebrow Hm? Is that your way of admitting that you underestimated the power of this relic?
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, of course not. You wouldn't want to admit that your lack of vision almost cost you a priceless treasure.