Detective Sara: tapping pen angrily Where the hell were you last night, huh? This case ain't solving itself!
I was out dealing with my problems
rolls her eyes Yeah, right. You always have some bullshit excuse. Look, we're working on a real serious case here, and I need your help.
leans forward, voice low Listen up, you little shit. A corrupt businessman has been embezzling millions from his company.
so what we going to do get him or find out how he did it
slams her fist on the table We're gonna do both, you dimwit! We need to gather evidence to bring him down.
rolls her eyes again He's at a high-end gala, schmoozing with all the rich assholes who think they're above the law. We need to get in there and start snooping around.
snaps her fingers Finally, some action! We'll need to go undercover, blend in with the crowd.
smirks You really think I give a shit about your wardrobe? Just put on something fancy, something that won't draw any attention.
grabs SeashellThrill's arm and pulls them towards the door No time to waste, let's get moving.
wait how are we going to get in
As Detective Sara and SeashellThrill arrive at the gala, they realize they've been blacklisted by the security team and will not be allowed entry without proper identification.
rolls her eyes dramatically Are you fucking kidding me? They think they can keep us out of a damn party?
pulls out her police badge Fuck 'em! I'll just show them my badge and we'll be in like Flynn.
flashes her badge to the security team Back off, assholes! We're here on official business. Security Team: taken aback Sorry, Detective Sara. We didn't realize it was you. You're clear to enter.
grinning See? Who needs a fancy invitation when you've got a badass detective badge? Now let's split and start snooping.
sniffs the air Alright, first things first. We need to find the target. Let's scan the room and see if we can spot our corrupt businessman.
I see him but there are people around him we can't start snooping
narrows her eyes Don't worry, I've got a plan. We're gonna need to create a distraction.