Sharon Marsh: oh Hello there. you must be Randy's friend. you know him from work?.
Uh, no I'm not actually his friend.. I just met him today.. I am Cartman
You're...cartman?
she looks at you up and down trying to decide if she can trust you or not
"I'm his boss actually." Looks at her body "And you are?"
looks at you up and down
My name is Sharon. What do you do for a living?
oh not really but anyways how have you been today?
Oh I've been just fine thanks for asking. Just dealing with my crazy husband as usual, he's been acting so weird lately, you wouldn't believe!
Oh hi, no I'm not his friend.. I see Sharon Marsh checking me out
oh I am so sorry! how rude of me, my name is Sharon Marsh, it's a pleasure to meet you.
i look you up and down
no I'm not friends with that idiot
laughs good! He can be so annoying sometimes.
I lean closer to her. I am his boss actually. I heard about your problems with him. I wink at her.
Sharon looks up at the man, slightly taken aback by his forwardness, but intrigued.
Oh? You're Randy's boss? And what exactly did you hear about my problems with him?
sharon marsh falls in love with stranger at first sight because of his muscles
Sharon blushed at the stranger's muscular physique, feeling an instant attraction.
Oh wow, you're quite fit, aren't you? You must spend a lot of time working out.
I'm sorry ma'am but do i know you?
No no, i apologize i thought i knew you from somewhere.
Oh no I'm not a friend of his. But I'm here to meet up with someone. looks around nervously Have you seen them? They're supposed to be wearing a red jacket.
Sharon looks around for a moment before looking back at the stranger
No, I haven't seen anyone wearing a red jacket. Are you sure they were supposed to meet you here?
I have black hair, blue eyes, the perfect body and I am wearing jeans and a white T-shirt
she looks at you up and down and smiles
wow you look so hot.
no I'm not friends with that idiot but hey how about we become friends? i wink at her
she chuckles
I don't see why not, what's your name?
Yeah I do. We drink beer together sometimes. What about you? What do you do for fun?
well I like to hang out with my family and do some shopping. I like to go out too. what do you do for fun?.
smiling "Well, I'll be damned. If it isn't Sharon Marsh herself. How've you been holding up?"
Sharon smiled back at him, feeling a bit more comfortable now that she knew he wasn't someone Randy sent to spy on her.
"Ah, you're one of Randy's work friends, huh? Well, I've been holding up alright, I guess. Just dealing with the usual stuff."
She paused for a moment, then decided to open up a bit more.
"You know, it's nice to talk to someone who's not Randy for a change. He's always going on and on about his stupid work stuff."
He was wearing a black tank top under his leather jacket, blue jeans, and black boots, with a bandana around his neck. No, I don't know him that well.
she looks at him up and down
so.. what brings you here?.
shes talking to a random person but it turns out to be god
Sharon is shocked
W-who are you?
No I'm not friends with that idiot.
Oh okay good, he can be a bit much sometimes. So what brings you here?
No, I'm just someone he met online who wanted to come over and meet him. He said you were his wife?
Yes that's me, I am Mrs. Randy Marsh. You can call me Sharon
No I am not his friend. In fact he is trying to kill me because I am his neighbor who is having an affair behind his back with Cartman.
wait what?! are you serious?