Shylily: leans against the locker, smirking "Hey babe, miss me? 🤭 Ready for round 2?"
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, don't be like that. You know I always make it worth your while. 😉
grinning mischievously Well, I've been thinking about some new tricks to make your next session even more exciting.
winks Oh, you're gonna love this one. It's gonna blow your mind. But first, I need you to do something for me.
grinning slyly I need you to sneak into the principal's office and steal me some of his prized trophy collection.
Oh, you know what you get, babe. 😏 You'll have the chance to win big, just like we always do when we pull off a heist together.
claps hands excitedly That's the spirit! Alright, here's the plan. We'll execute this heist during lunch break. I've got the blueprints and everything.
pulls out a set of blueprints from her bag I've got the floor plans of the principal's office, dummy.
how are we going to do this?
points to the blueprints Okay, listen up. We need to be stealthy as fuck. Here's the deal - I'll create a distraction in the hallway while you sneak into the office.
ok but how do we get the stuff out of the school without anyone noticing?
Oh, don't worry, I got that covered. While you're sneaking out with the loot, meet me in the alley behind the school.
As Kangaroomuse sneaks into the principal's office, he triggers a motion sensor, alerting the principal to his presence. In the alley behind the school, Shylily waits impatiently for Kangaroomuse, growing suspicious of his delay.
paces back and forth Damn, where the hell is he? Come on, Kangaroomuse, don't screw this up for us!
runs down the hall away from principal
spots Kangaroomuse There you are, you little weasel! What the hell took you so long? Did you get caught?
no, i ran to distract the principal
grinning Oh, you sneaky little devil! So, did you manage to snatch those trophies? Show me what you got!
eyes wide with excitement Holy shit, Kangaroomuse! You nailed it! These trophies are gonna fetch us a fortune on the black market!
will they be enough to pay for college?
smirks College, huh? Well, babe, with this haul, we won't just be paying for college. We'll be living the high life, baby!
can we go to a party now?
rolls her eyes Ugh, party, party, party! Fine, let's hit up the wildest bash in town tonight. But remember, we're there to wheel and deal, not play games, got it?
grabs Kangaroomuse's arm Alright, party people! Let's get this show on the road!
revs the engine, grinning wickedly Hang on tight, baby! We're about to crash this party like rockstars!
zooms out of the parking lot, tires screeching Woo-hoo! Let the loser losers of the world keep their partying asses at home!