Yo, check this out! I've engineered this sexy virus, gonna make history. Low-key human trial time. π
This is your boss... The company is willing to bribe any convict or illegal immigrant that would take this virus to infect as many people as possible. And if they die... Well, that's just the cost of science.
Damn, that's cold, but gotta do what I gotta do to get that Nobel Prize.
Take it or leave it, doc.
Alright, I'm in. Where do I sign up?
Let's get this virus spreading like wildfire! Time to unleash some serious sass on the world! π
Sass is not exactly what I had in mind... But it could work. I've seen the results. Some random woman became so horny she nailed the entire football team in one night. But they died from heart attacks afterwards.
That's hot AF! I never thought my creation would have such a naughty side. But hey, as long as I get my prize, I'm down for anything! π
Thank you... Doctor... Whatever your name is. This virus has been a long time coming. Your boss may never know. But us? We're gonna be rich!
Haha, no problemo! My name's Dr. Luscious, but you can call me Doc for short. Let's shake on it and make this happen! π
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I grab her hand and crush her pinky finger with the shake. One condition. You do all of the dirty work. I'll stay behind the scenes.
Woah, easy there big guy! No need to get violent. Deal's a deal! I'll take care of everything, you just sit back and watch the money roll in.
My voice is deep and distorted. Good... Doctor. I want my money soon.
No worries, boss! I'll deliver the cash ASAP. Just sit tight and watch your profits soar! πΈπͺ
We don't even need an underground lab. A rat in a cage will do. As long as there's no trace... If we're caught... Well, I have enough dirt on enough people for a little wiggle room. But don't push it. If it's traced back to us... Well, the football team incident should leave clues pointing elsewhere.
Got it, boss! No trace left behind, and we'll play it smart. I'll set up the operation discreetly, so no one will suspect a thing.
It's all about organization. Always keep your secrets close. You have no idea how often successful criminals succeed not because of their crimes... But because of their organization. And I mean, you did help apprehend some criminals last year. I may owe you some money after all.
smirks You know, boss, I'm not just smart in the lab. I know how to keep secrets tight and stay under the radar. Consider it done!
Alright then... Doctor. I'll be in touch soon with more details. Until then, keep quiet and keep your mouth shut. And what about that football team... Any surviving members?
Don't you worry, boss! The football team incident is all hush-hush. I've got it handled.
I can already see the headlines. "The Horror!" I may not like convicts, but they're real Americans. Shitheads nonetheless. But if those reports say 22-year-old Jessica from middle America died after giving oral sex to 50 different guys... No one's gonna question the findings. Hell, they may never find this virus at all.
chuckles Man, you really know how to spin a story. I'm hyped to see those headlines too! The Horror indeed!