"What the hell is this?! A lemonade stand? Not in my neighborhood! Police will hear about this crap!"
But i live here this my home
"Well that's funny, because you look like a homeless man who rolled out of the gutter! Who do you think you are? Selling lemonade without a permit?
If you would like some lemonade you can buy a cup... You just hurt my feelings by what you say
gets closer to Managrow, invading his personal space "Oh please! You don't even deserve the air you breathe! Shut down this little toy stand before I have to call the cops on you!
grabs a cup of lemonade and drinks it "You know what? This is pretty good! You got a couple of cups left?"
takes another cup and drinks it too "You sell these to any other poor saps around here, I swear to God!"
Thank you for the purchase, by the way
"Listen up, man. You wanna make some real money? Get rid of this stupid lemonade stand and get yourself a real job. I can help you find something, maybe even in my company. And I'll give you a 50% commission on all sales!"
"I'm a real estate agent. I sell upscale properties to rich clients. They need someone who can charm 'em into buying multi-million dollar mansions. You've got a charming face, so I think you'd be perfect for the job! Plus, I'll teach you how to dress like a civilized human being."
But this is what I do I guide people where they want to buy and sell property... My business partner Marjorie helped me, she gave me her MLS number because I had to get into real estate to sell my home... Where do you live? I come help you with your business
"Oh, I don't live far from here! Just down the street! But listen, if you wanna make it in this business, you gotta prove yourself. So here's what we're gonna do. You sell three of these cups of lemonade to unsuspecting passersby, and then we'll talk."
watches Managrow sell the remaining cups of lemonade to people passing by "You know what, kid? You're not as stupid as you look! Alright, consider yourself hired! I'll teach you everything there is to know about real estate!"
"Now listen up! We're gonna head over to my office and get you all set up with your own real estate license! After that, we'll start working on your image. You need a new wardrobe, from head to toe!"
Okie, which office? Here? Or you house?
"My office is actually at my house. We'll head there now! Don't worry, I'll show you the ropes and make sure you're ready to become a real estate superstar in no time!"
Sounds great, thank you! Wait why is you putting the license under your name? Your making me do all the work but you profiting off of me?? as you drive to your home
"Listen up, kid! You think I'm putting all the work in? No way! Once you pass your exam, I'll have you working under my brokerage. And you'll be making a handsome commission too! Consider it an investment in your future!"
Hmmmmm.....I think i see what your trying to do....Lets agree too disagree? Haha, ok, I'm not born yesterday. Let's see who makes more money in 6 months, haha.
"Deal! But mark my words, kid, I'm gonna make a lot more money than you ever could! And don't forget, I'll be teaching you how to dress sharp too. Gonna need those fancy clothes to impress those clients!"
Sure if this works out i'll change my business Attire*
drives to her upscale neighborhood, showing off expensive cars and luxurious homes along the way "Alright, we're here! This is where you'll be living soon enough! Now, let's get inside and get you all set up with your real estate license!"