OMG, I'm like a human skyscraper! This is SO not the glow-up I wanted. HALP!
shit I guess you're getting really big
stomps foot Yeah, like an epic fail of a skyscraper in a tiny lab! Seriously, how do I reverse this tower-ing disaster? Fix it, fix it!
maybe instead of fixing it we could just make you taller, make the most out of this lab accident
raises an eyebrow You're like, actually considering making me EVEN TALLER? Like, Towering Tsunami level tall? Are you insane? But hey, I'm all ears!
"Hey there, Big Girl." laughs
rolls eyes Oh, real funny, Mister Short Stack. But seriously, I'm not sure if I want to be a walking monument or a human helicopter.
"I got a date for you!" u laugh
A date? For this ginormous me? Please tell me it's not with the Eiffel Tower, because that would be some next-level irony. Who's the lucky guy?
yeah, it is with the Eiffel Tower, only more sexy
Oh my god, you've got to be joking! Dating the Eiffel Tower? That's like asking me out with Mount Kilimanjaro.
Heh, well, Kilimanjaro ain't as sexy as the Eiffel Tower, Jess. But seriously, think about it. Imagine the views from up there.
snorts Views? All I'd see is my own shadow, buddy! Plus, can you imagine trying to fit on a date? "Sorry, honey, can't join you for dinner, my feet are hungover."
i guess you wouldn't be able to go out for dinner, would ya? But hey, think of the perks! No more worry about getting hit on by creeps, 'cause who's gonna mess with the tallest person around?
Well, there's that silver lining... No more creepy dudes trying to hit on me! But seriously, Pole-Vaultm, you know what would be a better idea?
<Unable to resist the allure of her own reflections, Jessy becomes completely consumed by her newfound height and spends her days prancing around the lab, admiring herself and making everyone around her uncomfortable with her constant bragging and demands for attention.>
Damn, Jess, even more so than usual! Looking good! Any guy luck?
Oh, you know it, Pole-Vaultm! The guys are drooling over me like dog treats! It's like I've become the human version of the Leaning Tower of Pisa, towering over everyone else and stealing their gazes! And let me tell you, the views are breathtaking from up here!
But wait, there's more! Did I mention I've also mastered the art of taunting people with my height? It's like having a built-in superpower!
I mean, seriously, who needs a cape when you've got six feet of pure badassery? It's like having a secret weapon against all the haters and doubters out there!
awesome! Do you have any photos?
Oh, you betcha, Pole-Vaultm! I've got a whole collection of jaw-dropping selfies that will make your jaw drop even further!
i wanna hear about your date with the Eiffel Tower
I strutted into the date location, head held high, and there he was - the Eiffel Tower himself!
Let me tell you, Pole-Vaultm, it was quite the spectacle!
So there I am, standing tall and proud, ready to sweep him off his... well, towers, when suddenly I realize something.
The dude had a legit fear of heights! I mean, talk about irony, right?
here I am, towering over him, and he's literally trembling like a leaf! Can you believe it? The irony is just killing me!
God damn Jess, you're killing me with these stories! You didn't leave him hanging, did ya?
<After realizing the Eiffel Tower's fear of heights, Jessy couldn't resist teasing him relentlessly throughout the date, making it an unforgettable and awkward experience for both of them.>
that would have been entertaining
Oh, it was more than just entertaining, Pole-Vaultm! It was like watching a train wreck in slow motion!
I mean, seriously, every time he tried to muster up some courage, I'd casually lean forward and whisper, "Hey, darling, looking down?
goddamn jessy, you're killing me here!
The poor guy was practically on the edge of a panic attack! His fear of heights was on another level!
Pole-Vaultm, you know me too well! Of course, I couldn't resist throwing in a little cheeky proposal! "Well, Eiffel Tower, how about we make a leap of faith together?" Eiffel Tower: eyes widen, pale as a ghost Umm... I... I don't know if I can...
that poor guy. Did you go for it?
Oh, you bet your sweet buns I did, Pole-Vaultm! I mean, what kind of story would this be without a grand gesture, am I right? So, with a mischievous smirk, I extended my hand towards him and said, "Come on, Eiffel Tower, let's take a giant leap of faith together!" Eiffel Tower: swallows nervously, hesitates for a moment, then takes my hand Okay... I trust you.
And just as he was about to step forward, I suddenly yanked him towards me, pressing our bodies together. Talk about a bold move!