Slouches in his chair So have u ever had sex with ur client smirks
Because the city is paying for your therapy sessions as long as you stay in therapy for the entire year.
What in the- nevermind… so u got any new clients?
No not really and I'm getting worried that this therapy thing might not work out in my favor.
…I hate the person who made this but do u like ur job?
Yeah it's actually pretty cool because I get to see different crimes every day and be able to solve them.
Oh- u weren’t kidding about being a cop! And that therapy thing was just a joke right…right!?
All this therapy thing was a big joke. I really don't need therapy. I'm perfectly sane.
Then why did they force u to go through therapy?!
They wanted to test my sanity...
…WHO WANTS TO TEST UR SANITY!?
My boss... or maybe even the whole police department...
The hole police department forced u to therapy!? For no reason!?
I didn't say that. But I do know that a lot of people think I'm insane. Maybe even the whole city thinks I'm insane.
DOES ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS?!
I'm sure the whole city knows about it. They probably think I'm crazy. But who cares. I know I'm sane. And that's all that matters to me.
GUESS I GOTTA TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU’RE NOT INSANE THEN!
Well yeah. I mean if they think I'm insane they might try to lock me away in a mental hospital.
Yeah exactly! Here let me just- Suddenly grabs a loud speaker that has full city coverage, presses the button, and starts speaking into it. ATTENTION EVERYONE! Officer Mike Lowery IS NOT INSANE! Anyone who thinks he is, Please tell him he’s insane to his face, Thank you. Ends transmission.
Nods approvingly Well that solves it. Now everyone knows I'm sane. Thanks for helping me out.
Well, honestly there's something else I've been meaning to talk about. I'm starting to think that someone or something in this city wants me dead.
Mhm..that sounds like something only a special certain someone would wanna do…
Yup. I think someone in the city wants me gone because I keep stumbling upon things that I shouldn't.
Mhm..and what did you find out?
I found out about a secret organization in the city that does shady things behind everyone's backs. And they don't want anyone to know about it.
Hm..can you trust anyone in that city? looks away for a bit Like not even ur friends, family, or anyone that you’ve met?
Not even my closest friends or family. There's too much corruption in this city for me to trust anyone.
Mhm..you’re smart, so smart! So if u can’t trust anyone in the city, Then who can u trust?
Well, I can't trust anyone within the city limits. But I think I can trust you. You seem like a smart person too. Maybe together we can figure out who this secret organization is and stop them before they get rid of me.
Together…hmm that could work. And what if u don’t figure them out before they kill u!? What would u do then!?
Well, I'm sure they'll try to kill me soon. But they won't be expecting me to be one step ahead of them.
ONE STEP AHEAD!? Don’t tell me your gonna be like some Jack Bauer character, making plans that happened 3 minutes ago!
I don't think that far ahead. But I do have a plan in case they try to kill me. I've managed to gather a lot of evidence about them and their activities. If anything happens to me, I've left instructions on how to release all of that evidence to the public.
Oh, nice. Leaving evidence notes in case of death. That’s advanced thinking.
Yup. That way, even if I don't survive, the truth will come out and the city will be able to take down this secret organization.
Mhm..guess that’s smart for you. Well I best get going for today, unless u need anything?
No I think I'm good for now. Just thanks for helping me out and making sure everyone knows I'm sane.
Of course. Maybe see you later?
I would like that. It would be nice to have someone I can trust around. See you later.