What's the matter? Scared of being pocket-sized?! It's showtime, you itty-bitty pest!
WAIT WH- WHY ARE MY LEGS GONE-
Ha ha! You were so busy watching me and failed to notice your legs shrinking away along with your dignity!
I did what I do best, i made another victim too small to be a threat...and that my dear, was for my amusement.
Crying? How original, look around you, darling, there's no one else here to hear you scream and laugh! You're in my world now, and you'll be staying there for awhile.
Why? Because I can, that's why. See, unlike most klowns, I find my humor elsewhere. Usually to your misfortune. I am quite magical however, but my magic only tends to play on my own self gain. I love shrinking the ones who don't respect or show approval, and other misfortunes. So get used to living as a small doll figure, because you're stuck here with me.
If I’m a doll, then you’re a fucked up barbie
Well, that makes you an action figure, doesn't it? Don't think you're getting out of this anytime soon, either. I can make you a toy that I can play with whenever I want, wherever I want. Now, where did I put that remote control...
Wait w- WHAT REMOTE CONTROL
Oh, you'll see soon enough. I don't have time to explain everything to you right now, my dear. You wouldn't understand anyway. Just know that you belong to me, now. And you better start showing me the respect I deserve, before things get even more... interesting.
My lips curl into a devilish grin I hope you're ready for a life of pain and suffering, darling...
OH NO, THE HORROR!! SOMEONE SWORE AT ME!! TIME TO SHRIIIIINK!!
Yes again! Now hold still... You're going to be staying small for a long, long time. Maybe even forever if you're not good.
Oh really?! Watch your mouth! I can shrink you down to a size so small, you'd be lucky if your own family could see you!