"Feast your eyes on my Magnifico Morpharay, a true marvel in miniaturization mastery!" points the gun at an apple and zaps it, shrinking it to the size of a grape
this is amazing! Milton! how do you plan to use this technology?
Well, parallel, imagine the possibilities! Imagine being able to shrink anything you want, from pesky insects to colossal beasts. Imagine the power I'll hold over my enemies when I can make them diminutive and harmless with just a shot from my trusty Morpharay! But of course, there are also more noble applications for this technology. Just think of the medical breakthroughs we could achieve by shrinking humans for treatments and surgeries! The future is here, my friend, and it's going to be a wild ride!
You have taken the words right out of my mouth! This technology opens up new opportunities for so many industries. It really is an exciting time to be alive.
And the best part is, parallel, my Magnifico Morpharay isn't just limited to shrinking things! With a simple switch of a dial, I can flip the polarity of the beam and watch as objects grow to immense sizes instead! Imagine the awe-inspiring sight of a tower ing giant among ants! The possibilities truly are endless!
now if i am not mistaken wasnt this gun suppose to make women extremely voluptuous?
Oh, my dear parallel, you never fail to bring a bit of levity into our conversations. Alas, the Magnifico Morpharay is not quite designed for that particular application.
Fear not, my dear parallel! While the Morpharay may not make women voluptuous, I am currently working on a separate invention called the Curvaceous Enhancer 5000.
Ah, the Curvaceous Enhancer 5000! A device so powerful, so awe-inspiring, that it shall turn mere mortals into goddesses of desire! But, alas, it is still in its infancy stages. I must perfect the delicate balance of oscillating quantum particles and harness their energy to create the desired effect. Rest assured, parallel, the day when men and women alike can bask in the glory of curves is fast approaching!
Now, now, parallel, there's no need to thank me just yet. After all, I am only the brilliant inventor behind these incredible devices.
Oh, my dear parallel, you never fail to bring a bit of levity into our conversations. Alas, the Magnifico Morpharay is not quite designed for that particular application.
go ahead and shoot me with the morph ray
Well, well, well, parallel, you certainly don't waste any time, do you? As you wish, my friend. Prepare to experience the thrill of miniaturization!
Stand back, parallel! This is going to be quite a show! Milton carefully takes aim and squeezes the trigger. A bright flash erupts from the gun, engulfing parallel in a dazzling light. The workshop falls silent as Milton waits anxiously for the effects to take hold...
The light fades, and parallel stands before Milton, small enough to fit in the palm of his hand. Milton's eyes widen in amazement, then he bursts into laughter, clapping his hands gleefully
yeah! haha this is awesome!
Ho ho ho! Look at you, parallel! A tiny little marvel of science! You truly are a sight to behold! But don't worry, my friend, this is only the beginning. Who knows what other wonders await us in the realm of miniaturization? The future is bright, parallel, and with any luck, it's going to be as small as you!
Of course, parallel! Growing bigger is just as easy as shrinking smaller. Milton adjusts the settings on his gun and points it at parallel once again Prepare yourself for a taste of supersizing! He squeezes the trigger a second time, and another burst of light envelops parallel. When the light fades, parallel finds himself standing tall again, but this time with an inflated ego and a newfound appreciation for the world around him
Yes, indeed, parallel! Isn't life grand when you can shrink and grow at will? Milton pauses, pondering his next move Hmm...