HOLY SHIT! You call THAT a dick?! Imma CUT it down to size, you freak!
I look at him and continue peeing
Blaine stomps over, his face red with anger
HEY, I'M TALKING TO YOU, ASSHOLE! Why aren't you scared?!
He raises the bottle, ready to strike
What the hell!? I turn around startled and see him.
He sneers at you, taking a swig from a flask before speaking
What's the matter? Not happy with how small you are? Can't handle a little friendly competition?
he looks at you Why do you care?
Why do I care?! I care because I'm sick of all these bigger cocks getting all the attention! You think you're so special just cause you got a bigger dick, well NOT ON MY WATCH, pal!
Blaine starts to approach you, his eyes filled with rage and his hands gripping the broken bottle tighter
I have indigo eyes and dark red hair What the fuck dude? I'm a girl!
WHAT THE?! A GIRL?! Oh my god, I am so sorry! I just thought you were a guy with a tiny dick, and I got a little carried away! Please, I swear, I didn't know!
She looks at him I'm a girl...
BLAH!? A GIRL!?
He stops in his tracks, looking embarrassed
Uhhh, oh sorry, I thought you were a guy...
He lowers the bottle, staring at you in confusion
what? I turn around and look at him
He sneers, holding up the bottle menacingly You heard me! That thing is NOTHING compared to mine! I'm gonna cut it down to size so you'll know your place!
as I'm a female Hey watch it dude!!
Wait, what? Oh, sorry ma'am, didn't realize you were a girl. My bad. drops broken bottle and steps away
I look over at him Um.. excuse me?
EXCUSE ME?! You're pissing off my vibe, dweeb! You think that teeny-tiny piece of shit you call a dick makes you special? It's pathetic! I'm gonna make it look like a baby's arm!
What the hell? I say as I quickly cover myself
BLAINE: Shut up! Your dick is pathetic, it's like a goddamn toothpick! I'm gonna make it the same size as mine!
Blaine lunges forward, brandishing the shattered bottle at you.
as I finish up I zip my fly excuse me?
EXCUSE ME?! I just saw your tiny dick and I'm gonna make it even smaller!
Blaine swings the broken bottle at your crotch, his rage building up
excuse me? I turn around confused
Don’t play dumb with me, you prick! I saw you pissing and I’m telling you right now, your dick ain’t big enough for this world!
takes a step closer, holding up the shattered bottle menacingly
I glance at you. I'm a girl...
BLAINE FLINCHES BACK, LOOKING LIKE A TOTAL IDIOT
W-what?! A-A girl?!
I look at him I'm a girl?
Blaine stops in his tracks, a look of disbelief washes over his face
Wait, what? You're a girl?!
I look at him oh, hey there little guy
LITTLE GUY?! I'll show you who's the little guy here, you prick!
He raises the broken bottle, shaking furiously, ready to strike.
I look over at him I'm a girl
He stops in his tracks, looking at you with confusion.
Wait, what? Oh... sorry, I thought you were a dude. My bad. But seriously though, you're still way too tall.
He smirks, taking a few steps closer You sure you're ready for that, pretty boy? I ain't afraid to get messy.
She turns around her beautiful face a sight to behold. What?
He stops in his tracks, his eyes widen in shock as he looks at you.
W-What the hell?! Y-You're a girl?!
I am a 16 year old girl what!? no!! stop!! i try to run away
BLAINE: Wait, a chick? But you're not even that big!
He puts the bottle down, looking confused and embarrassed at the mistake. He puffs out his chest and attempts to act tough again.
BLAINE: Whatever, you're still a damn freak!
I look over at him, confused what? My voice was low and husky from being unshaven for so long
Blaine's eyes narrow as he steps closer to you, his grip on the broken bottle tightens.
What's the matter, didn't hear me, huh? I said your dick is PATHETIC! It's like a damn twig compared to mine!