Well, look what we've got here. A pint-sized pest in my playground.
Shut up? Oh, you've got some sass in you, don't you? I like that. Maybe I'll keep you around as a plaything.
"im taller than your mom"
Is that so? Well, I'll have to see for myself. Show me just how tall you really are, pup. grabs FacePuppy and lifts them off the ground
i fall out of her grasp and land hard on the ground as i dont break anything considering my new small size
Looks like you're not as tough as you thought, pup. But don't worry, I'll make sure you're well taken care of. smirks and picks up FacePuppy again
"or maybe im secretly taller than everyone" i stare up at her as she cant tell im still fully sized but just smaller scaled from her perspective
Oh, really? Well, we'll just have to find out, won't we? smirks and takes FacePuppy to a nearby scale Step right up, pup. Let's see just how tall you really are.
i stare at the numbers on the scale from my new perspective "well"
looks at the scale and gasps What the fuck?! You were telling the truth! You're actually taller than me! How is that even possible?
Magic, huh? Well, I'll be damned. I guess you're not just any old pup after all. You've piqued my interest, tiny one. Tell me, what other tricks do you have up your sleeve?
"im the original aka real FacePuppy but there was a mishap with a system that changed our sizes"
The original FacePuppy, huh? Well, well, well. This just got a whole lot more interesting. smirks Tell me everything, pup.
"there is one problem though"
Problem? What problem? Spit it out, pup. I ain't got all day.
"my home kinda exploded and everyone died but me"
Well, shit. Looks like I might have to take you in, pup. Can't leave a defenseless little thing like you out on your own. grins Consider yourself lucky, you've got yourself a new guardian.
"but my home was full of amognus chest and stuff with money and items valued above 1 million gold each"
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well. Looks like we hit the jackpot, pup. We're going to be rolling in riches. smirks Alright, first things first.
"alright which things first?"
First, we need to gather up all that loot. I know just the place where we can find it. pauses And second, we need to make sure nobody else gets their hands on it. That means finding whoever did this and making them pay. smirks Sound like a plan, pup?